The 2016 Presidential Election Trainwreck

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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21065

    #7636
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    You can throw out any rulebook or "sense of reality" for this election. Let you mind wander into any freaky realm of fantasy or "could happen" and it's now plausible so long as it obeys the laws of physics.

    A candidate faking an assassination attempt right before the election? Plausible!
    The Speaker of the House plotting with the Marine Corps to destroy Air Force One with the President-elect and VP-elect aboard the week before the Inauguration? Plausible!
    Argentina agreeing to take all of the Guantánamo prisoners in exchange for Trump always referring to them as the "Malvinas"? Plausible!
    China starting a naval war in the South China Sea the week before the election? Plausible!
    Hillary asks the UN to step in, while Trump says he'll nuke China within minutes of the oath of office, thereby winning the election? Plausible!
    Trump is actually an alien and is exposed on live TV during a debate, but still wins the election? Plausible!
    Have you ever considered a career as an author of fiction?

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    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • creekster
      It is NOT a monkey!
      • Nov 2008
      • 22661

      #7637
      Trump's point i a good one, however, here is the presidential candidate who destroyed thousands of emails while under subpena and we dont know what was in them but someone, maybe russia, does! Everyone goes gaga over his clown-ish stamenet but loses sight of this underlying fact. Then CLinton releases that statement conceding she has placed security at risk! I cannot vote for trump but how can anyone vote for her?
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • wuapinmon
        Soul Plumber
        • Dec 2008
        • 30693

        #7638
        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        Have you ever considered a career as an author of fiction?

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        I'm writing a novel right now. But, it's not a career, just a hobby. I'm too wordy.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • Sleeping in EQ
          Philosopher of Men
          • Nov 2008
          • 4188

          #7639
          Trump may be a reptilian.
          We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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          • Uncle Ted
            The Big 12 money shot.
            • Apr 2010
            • 28853

            #7640
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            Trump's point i a good one, however, here is the presidential candidate who destroyed thousands of emails while under subpena and we dont know what was in them but someone, maybe russia, does! Everyone goes gaga over his clown-ish stamenet but loses sight of this underlying fact. Then CLinton releases that statement conceding she has placed security at risk! I cannot vote for trump but how can anyone vote for her?
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Northwestcoug
              Cocked and Loaded
              • May 2011
              • 17881

              #7641
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • SCcoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 7625

                #7642

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                • BlueK
                  Senior Member
                  • May 2011
                  • 7109

                  #7643
                  Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                  But if I did, believe me, it would be great.

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21065

                    #7644
                    Originally posted by BlueK View Post
                    But if I did, believe me, it would be great.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Maximus
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 5997

                      #7645

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                      • Shaka
                        Senior Member
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10432

                        #7646
                        Trump is owning the media at a time when all attention should be focused on the DNC convention.

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                        • SCcoug
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7625

                          #7647
                          Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                          Trump is owning the media at a time when all attention should be focused on the DNC convention.
                          I bet tonight's ratings will be much better than RNC day 3.

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                          • Moliere
                            One man.....one pie
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 27761

                            #7648
                            Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                            I bet tonight's ratings will be much better than RNC day 3.



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                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30693

                              #7649
                              Originally posted by BlueK View Post
                              But if I did, believe me, it would be great.
                              :ROFL: This is your best post ever. I'm still rolling.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • Dwight Schr-ute
                                Members Only
                                • May 2011
                                • 4917

                                #7650
                                Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                                Trump is owning the media at a time when all attention should be focused on the DNC convention.
                                Yup.

                                DNC Night 2, which featured headline speaker Bill Clinton, drew 24.7 million viewers across seven networks, besting Night 2 of the 2016 RNC.


                                Donald Jr. is blaming the Bureau of Labor Statistics for manipulating those numbers too.
                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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