Confirmed: Jon Huntsman is a wanker

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  • pellegrino
    miserere me
    • Jan 2009
    • 12100

    #376
    Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
    I love the part about how he's focusing his entire campaign on NH. That was a awesome plan, Jon. Set up shop in the original frontrunner's adopted home where he's polling at 25 points ahead of the entire field.... and do this knowing full well that there is substantively very little that's going to differentiate you in the minds of NH voters.
    I'm sorry, I like Jon, he's definitely my kind of Mormon, but he's proven to be a complete dumbass in this campaign. Ask Rudy Giuliani how skipping Iowa worked out for him.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius

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    • Jacob
      Junior Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 6801

      #377
      Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
      I'm sorry, I like Jon, he's definitely my kind of Mormon, but he's proven to be a complete dumbass in this campaign. Ask Rudy Giuliani how skipping Iowa worked out for him.
      Skipping Iowa is not a bad idea. Mitt is doing it this year. McCain did it last time, and it turned out fine for him. Rudy put all his eggs in Florida, and that was too late because he also skipped NH and SC. Huntsman's plan is NH and Florida. Much better.
      Huntsman's problem is just not a good candidate. He doesn't appeal to the base. He's not very distinguishable from Romney. Nobody knows who he is. And that permanent raised eyebrow makes him look aloof, or worse. He's not in Utah anymore, where everybody knows his dad's name.

      But I thought he recently polled at 10% in NH. He's going nowhere if he can't raise some money, but he's not dead yet--at least I don't think.

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      • RobinFinderson
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 10548

        #378
        Originally posted by Jacob View Post
        Skipping Iowa is not a bad idea. Mitt is doing it this year. McCain did it last time, and it turned out fine for him. Rudy put all his eggs in Florida, and that was too late because he also skipped NH and SC. Huntsman's plan is NH and Florida. Much better.
        Huntsman's problem is just not a good candidate. He doesn't appeal to the base. He's not very distinguishable from Romney. Nobody knows who he is. And that permanent raised eyebrow makes him look aloof, or worse. He's not in Utah anymore, where everybody knows his dad's name.

        But I thought he recently polled at 10% in NH. He's going nowhere if he can't raise some money, but he's not dead yet--at least I don't think.
        And don't forget the kissy monkey lips:





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        • Jacob
          Junior Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 6801

          #379
          Huntsman's got the Michael Moore endorsement:
          Michael Moore really likes Jon Huntsman more than any other GOP candidate. I mean, Jon Huntsman believes in science, global warming, and managed to get a civil union bill passed in Utah that impressed Michael Moore: [jwplayer file=http://videos.videopress.com/xcuJqa4p/michaelmoore_huntsman_dvd.mp


          He claims that Huntsman got a gay civil union law passed in Utah? That's a surprise to me, considering that we have a constitutional amendment that says no civil unions are allowed. Oh well, I didn't expect Moore to get his facts right.

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 38021

            #380
            Huntsman on the Colbert Report. Its weird to hear from him when he's had so little exposure so far.

            [ame="http://www.hulu.com/watch/292901/the-colbert-report-jon-huntsman"]Hulu - The Colbert Report: Jon Huntsman@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/ETYfc4phKMqhWOllU_3_YA@@AMEPARAM@@ETYfc4phKMqhWOll U_3_YA[/ame]
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • YOhio
              Hipster Mode
              • Nov 2008
              • 26165

              #381
              This has what it's come to. Sad.

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25285

                #382
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                This has what it's come to. Sad.
                Seriously pathetic. It must be frustrating to find out that there are actually some offices you can't buy.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #383
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  This has what it's come to. Sad.
                  Where does the blame lie for voters not knowing who Jon Huntsman is? Answer me that, Elder Huntsman.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #384
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    Seriously pathetic. It must be frustrating to find out that there are actually some offices you can't buy.
                    It gets worse.

                    [YOUTUBE]iOYVB2hc0HA[/YOUTUBE]

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25285

                      #385
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      It gets worse.

                      [YOUTUBE]iOYVB2hc0HA[/YOUTUBE]
                      Two outta three aint bad.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 38021

                        #386
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Two outta three aint bad.
                        What's up with the mustaches? I don't get it.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • RobinFinderson
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 10548

                          #387
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          What's up with the mustaches? I don't get it.
                          It is a play on the recent Herb Cain ad:

                          [YOUTUBE]qhm-22Q0PuM[/YOUTUBE]

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                          • thesaint258
                            aka Benito Hazard
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3005

                            #388
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            What's up with the mustaches? I don't get it.
                            They're doing a parody of this ad:

                            Edit: Robin's youtube posting skills are faster than mine.
                            Not that, sickos.

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25285

                              #389
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              What's up with the mustaches? I don't get it.
                              Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                              It is a play on the recent Herb Cain ad:

                              [YOUTUBE]qhm-22Q0PuM[/YOUTUBE]
                              Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                              They're doing a parody of this ad:

                              Edit: Robin's youtube posting skills are faster than mine.
                              I can't believe you guys fell for that. They want to make you think they are doing a parody of that ad, but in actuality, they were just looking for a creative way to mask the fact that the less attractive daughter actually has a real mustache.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • RobinFinderson
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 10548

                                #390
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                I can't believe you guys fell for that. They want to make you think they are doing a parody of that ad, but in actuality, they were just looking for a creative way to mask the fact that the less attractive daughter actually has a real mustache.
                                No disrespect, but the other two, with their pencil-necks, have a bit of a bobble-head thing going on. Keep an eye out for this phenomenon -- big head relative to neck thickness and body size. It looks weird to me.

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