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Lol. JL swallows a satire article hook, line, and sinker. Then edits.
Hey Dude, you can remove the hook, but it still leaves a rusty hole.
Hey Dude, you can remove the hook, but it still leaves a rusty hole.
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock -
Dammit! I was hoping to delete that before you saw it.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
I posted that link and then went back and read the full article and decided even Michelle Bachman couldn't be that dumb. For those of you that missed it:
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/05/13/b...iage-equality/"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I believe I just heard a bell un-rung. Or did I?"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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But why is she leaving Congress?Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mic...ures-fo,32618/Saying that it’s the Lord’s will, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann announced on her website Wednesday that she has decided not to seek reelection in 2014 because God wants her to earn millions of dollars working for a high-powered lobbying firm.
According to Bachmann, God spoke to her directly after many days of intense prayer and ultimately told the exiting Congresswoman that there is no reason she should only make $174,000 per year when she could easily earn up to eight times that amount in the private sector."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/02/politi...rash-co-pilot/Michele Bachmann compares President Obama to the co-pilot of doomed Germanwings flight
Michele Bachmann is comparing President Obama to the co-pilot of the doomed Germanwings flight.
"With his Iran deal, Barack Obama is for the 300 million souls of the United States what Andreas Lubitz was for the 150 souls on the German Wings flight - a deranged pilot flying his entire nation into the rocks," the Minnesota Republican and former representative wrote in a Facebook comment posted March 31. "After the fact, among the smoldering remains of American cities, the shocked survivors will ask, why did he do it?"
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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lol. this lady was a genuine contender for the republican nom.Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Was, as in last election? Or now?Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
If now, then the republicans are in worse shape than I thought."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Um, no she wasn't.Originally posted by old_gregg View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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whatever you say!Originally posted by Moliere View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
She certainly was a candidate, but she never polled as the leader at any point and I don't remember her making any sort of charge in the polls either. She was consistently below 10% and was the second candidate to drop out (Cain being the first). She was a long-shot candidate, not a genuine contender."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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She did so well in Iowa (5% of the vote) that she dropped out of the race after finishing last in the Iowa caucus.Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
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The thread Nazis are out of control. Tal Bachman and Michelle Bachmann have no relation!Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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I always get Bachmann mixed up with that other batsh*t crazy tea partier that always says stoopid things...
By the way, why are y'all talking about Michele Bachmann in a Tal Bachmann thread?"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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