JD Vance is a duplicitous POS

[PaloAltoCougar]

My question exactly.

The pearl clutching quip has become very trite. This is a fresh spin. I know i've clutched my pearls after taking a shot to the groin.

[BigFatMeanie]

Says a man who has clearly never tasted a mincemeat pie.

True. I've never had a mincemeat pie. Does a meat pie even really count as a pie though?

[Jeff Lebowski]

True. I've never had a mincemeat pie. Does a meat pie even really count as a pie though?

Yes. It is sweet and is meant for dessert. I used to see them a lot when I was a kid, but they’re way less common now. Super gross.

Google says that most of the modern mincemeat pies are made with dried fruits instead of meat. Still gross.

[frank ryan]

Yes. It is sweet and is meant for dessert. I used to see them a lot when I was a kid, but they’re way less common now. Super gross.

Google says that most of the modern mincemeat pies are made with dried fruits instead of meat. Still gross.

Had one once as a kid. It was awful.

[myboynoah]

Again, if the dorky hillbilly wants to use his platform to go at this American tradition, I say, go for it.

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[chrisrenrut]

Again, if the dorky hillbilly wants to use his platform to go at this American tradition, I say, go for it.

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Hopefully this doesn’t come across as too personal a question, but are your balls sore yet?

[dabrockster]

My joke fell flat amongst your liberals. Oh well. What remains is that this continued card of “I am Offended” is just plain stupid. No body cares about such trivial things when dealing with all the other shit..

[Jeff Lebowski]

My joke fell flat amongst your liberals. Oh well. What remains is that this continued card of “I am Offended” is just plain stupid. No body cares about such trivial things when dealing with all the other shit..

Joke’s on you. I guarantee you nobody here thought it was that big of a deal.

[chrisrenrut]

My joke fell flat amongst your liberals. Oh well. What remains is that this continued card of “I am Offended” is just plain stupid. No body cares about such trivial things when dealing with all the other shit..

I guess i’m dense, but I’m genuinely confused and curious about the pearl clutching/sore balls joke. Is it that the “pearls“ that are being clutched are his balls? I don’t see how frequent reaching for one’s neck could cause pain in their nether regions.

Also, “you liberals”? I’m guessing MBN and Falafel are registered republican or independent. I’m an independent. Just because we think the POTUS and VP are incompetent and corrupt and call out their idiocy and lies doesn’t make us liberals. MBN and Falafel can correct me if I’m wrong about their position.

[Maximus]

My joke fell flat amongst your liberals. Oh well. What remains is that this continued card of “I am Offended” is just plain stupid. No body cares about such trivial things when dealing with all the other shit..

Hmm you seem to say this about anything and everything trump does. It doesn't matter

[myboynoah]

Hopefully this doesn’t come across as too personal a question, but are your balls sore yet?

Ha, no problems. I'm not a practitioner of whatever brock is doing with pearls to make his balls sore.

[falafel]

Ha, no problems. I'm not a practitioner of whatever brock is doing with pearls to make his balls sore.

He's clutching his two favorite pearls.

[dabrockster]

He's clutching his two favorite pearls.

That’s what she said.

[LVAllen]

These people are so damn weird. Awkward setup for a crude dick joke by the VP while the Second Lady stands by in hostage mode with a frozen smile on her face.

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[Northwestcoug]

These people are so damn weird. Awkward setup for a crude dick joke by the VP while the Second Lady stands by in hostage mode with a frozen smile on her face.

This is the clearest evidence yet of Trump's decline. An eternity ago when Rubio made his last ditch effort to become the 2016 nominee he made a joke about Trump's hand and other organ size. How did Trump miss the layup of '11.5?!? That's not what I heard' to Rubio.