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Good thing you’re no longer a bishop or the media would be having a ball with your statement. I can see the headlines: “Mormon leader advocates more contact, amid virus concerns”Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I wasn't talking about right now!Originally posted by Donuthole View PostGood thing you’re no longer a bishop or the media would be having a ball with your statement. I can see the headlines: “Mormon leader advocates more contact, amid virus concerns”
I have decided that I am definitely not ready for retirement. 2-3 days of this and I am bored already."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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All senior missionaries are being sent home. The senior couple in our Ward were in tears. They were told yesterday to pack up their car and to drive home to Utah as soon as possible. One problem: when they get to Utah they have no where to live. Their house is currently being leased for another year.
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Not at all surprising.Originally posted by tooblue View PostAll senior missionaries are being sent home. The senior couple in our Ward were in tears. They were told yesterday to pack up their car and to drive home to Utah as soon as possible. One problem: when they get to Utah they have no where to live. Their house is currently being leased for another year.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Liability.Originally posted by LVAllen View PostA little surprising. Why would they be in any less exposure at home versus at their apartment in the field?You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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They may not be able to leave after all:Originally posted by beefytee View PostHealth insurance also is much less complicated when you are in your own country.
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada...e-9-11-attacks
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...ys/2863086001/
I do know all missionaries are being sent home from the Philippines, and at least one missionary being sent home from Germany.
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They will be able to leave. Those are just tourists they are sending away. They will let you go to your home country.Originally posted by tooblue View PostThey may not be able to leave after all:
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada...e-9-11-attacks
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trave...ys/2863086001/
I do know all missionaries are being sent home from the Philippines, and at least one missionary being sent home from Germany.
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My sister just flew home from New Zealand last week. Plane had plenty of room, they stretched out over a seat couch (she said it had legrests), and the customs guy asked where they were returning from and waved them through.Originally posted by Sullyute View PostAt least the plane tickets home will be cheap.
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I smoked a pork roast last week. Today I have two chickens in the smoker.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostWith the cancelled church meetings, how will you all be spending your time? My next door neighbor, for example, posted on the Facebook that he's not going to shave until meetings resume. I wonder how long his beard will get?
I just put a brisket on the smoker. I also just decided that I'm going to smoke something every Sunday (that I don't have to work) until meetings resume.
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I did a brisket last week. And I have done two pork butts. Freezer is loaded.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostI smoked a pork roast last week. Today I have two chickens in the smoker."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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