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  • I like the high level approach. When I was preparing to go on a mission, if my bishop had simply asked me to declare my chastity, rather than ask for specific details, I might not have had to wait until I was 20 to go on my mission.
    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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    • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post



      Yeah, the fixation continues.
      Extending the time period to September is great and all but at some point you have to wonder why the temple recommend interview isn’t sufficient for this declaration. I guess you could argue that not all tithe payers have a temple recommend, but still, who cares?

      I still think (based on discussions with them) that most bishops like tithing settlement despite the time suck as they finally get to meet with the less needy members of the ward.
      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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      • Originally posted by Moliere View Post

        Extending the time period to September is great and all but at some point you have to wonder why the temple recommend interview isn’t sufficient for this declaration. I guess you could argue that not all tithe payers have a temple recommend, but still, who cares?

        I still think (based on discussions with them) that most bishops like tithing settlement despite the time suck as they finally get to meet with the less needy members of the ward.
        I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

          I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would.


          Plus I only had a total of 8 families come, so it was not that big of a time commitment.

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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            I don't get this change. Oh well.
            I'm really curious what prompted the change, because I feel like this is going in the wrong direction.

            When I was in high school, I felt a lot of shame for not paying tithing and being forced to either confess it in front of my family or lie (I think I was 50/50 . My dad used to joke about some scripture that inferred tithing payment was "fire insurance" (Is there a D&C scripture about non-tithe payers being burned at the last day). He thought it was hilarious, but it definitely impacted me.



            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post

              I'm really curious what prompted the change, because I feel like this is going in the wrong direction.
              What direction is it going? Serious question. Seems like a time and name change.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                What direction is it going? Serious question. Seems like a time and name change.
                The direction of not being retired.

                We could have annual check ins with the bishop. Great idea. Decouple it from tithing. Everyone knows what tithing is. Everyone knows if they pay a full tithe.

                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                • I don't care one way or the other what they call it. I won't be participating in the activity either way.
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

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                  • Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                    I don't care one way or the other what they call it. I won't be participating in the activity either way.
                    I assume your "to do" list is done alphabetically, and note that "tattoo" precedes "tithing."

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                    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      I don't get this change. Oh well.
                      Maybe the word 'settlement' didn't sit right with some higher-ups. Like they are calling people in to 'settle up' with the Lord and please don't forget your checkbooks. I get it, I guess.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • Originally posted by Commando View Post

                        Maybe the word 'settlement' didn't sit right with some higher-ups. Like they are calling people in to 'settle up' with the Lord and please don't forget your checkbooks. I get it, I guess.
                        I don't get it. Changing its name doesn't change what it is. Are we uncomfortable with what it is? Then change what it is. Weird move (but not as weird as prohibiting the word Mormon just a few years after a multi-million dollar media campaign embracing the word. That one still trumps all dumb title changes under this administration. And I'll never get over it. )
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                          I don't get it. Changing its name doesn't change what it is. Are we uncomfortable with what it is? Then change what it is. Weird move (but not as weird as prohibiting the word Mormon just a few years after a multi-million dollar media campaign embracing the word. That one still trumps all dumb title changes under this administration. And I'll never get over it. )
                          I'm not uncomfortable with what it is. But the new name really is a bit more apt, really. You don't show up to tithing settlement to 'settle' anything.
                          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                          • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post

                            I assume your "to do" list is done alphabetically, and note that "tattoo" precedes "tithing."
                            This is very true. 5 weeks until I get my left arm sleeve outlined.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                            • Originally posted by Commando View Post

                              I'm not uncomfortable with what it is. But the new name really is a bit more apt, really. You don't show up to tithing settlement to 'settle' anything.
                              It is more descriptive, that's for sure.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Originally posted by Commando View Post

                                I'm not uncomfortable with what it is. But the new name really is a bit more apt, really. You don't show up to tithing settlement to 'settle' anything.
                                Lots of people do. They see how much they've paid and how much more they need to pay to be a full tithe payer. I haven't ever done it this way, but plenty do.
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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