Breast implants

[SoonerCoug]

This thread is tasteless.

[marsupial]

Didn't someone here invent the phrase "cartoon cans"? Now that expression comes to mind every time I see over-sized implants.

Me.

[RC Vikings]

I think Elder Holland's message is that it is generally better to pray to be grateful for that which we have than to pray for that which we want.

Or in the words of Sheryl Crow "It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got".

[creekster]

Me.

that is only available to crypt members, btw. And it is the thread in which my highly successfull hijack took place.

[marsupial]

that is only available to crypt members, btw. And it is the thread in which my highly successfull hijack took place.

Yes, I remember.

Here is the OP:

At the gym this morning I saw a woman who had a near perfect body. She was thin and toned and unlike most woman who spend too much time in the gym, she didn't have orange, leather, tanning bed skin. Her only flaw?

Those watermelon-sized sacks of saline sitting under her chin. They were perpendicular to her collar bone, projecting out about 12 inches in front of her. And no matter how much bouncing she did on the elliptical, her chest stayed perfectly still. I'm not using hyperbole. She had cartoon boobs. She made Pamela Anderson's look like the natural pair God gave her at puberty.

So I ask, do men really find ridiculously large and unnatural breasts attractive? She must be a topless dancer or something. No other woman could actually want to have breasts like that.

[Jeff Lebowski]

that is only available to crypt members, btw. And it is the thread in which my highly successfull hijack took place.

Ah yes. One of the best (worst?) threadjacks of all time.

[creekster]

Yes, I remember.

Here is the OP:

Oh, I see what you are doing htere.

[marsupial]

Oh, I see what you are doing htere.

[RC Vikings]

that is only available to crypt members, btw. And it is the thread in which my highly successfull hijack took place.

You flat out ruined that thread.

[Portland Ute]

I totally agree with you here, there's a reason 25% of the cast of "The Biggest Loser" every season is Mormon. The obvious problem is that many of the GA's themselves have enormous bellies.

Also, part of the problem in regards to the voices talking about reconstructive cosmetic surgery is that none of them have breasts nor give birth.

Oh well...

[LiveCoug]

Jazz dancer.

[KillerDog]

I'm a fan of breast augmentation surgery but it is important to get them done in a manner that actually improves the attractiveness of the individual. A size or two in increase is usually sufficient to improve a woman's figure without over-emphasizing her as a sexual being and thereby decreasing her humanity.

Like many in this thread, I also don't understand the anti-augmentation crowd. I once had an extended conversation with a young and judgmental daughter of Zion who was being particularly harsh on those who had augmented their natural assets (little knowing that one of the women in the car had been augmented). I asked this judgmental sister what the problem was and how augmentation differed from make-up, hair dye, and fake nails. She admitted that the only realy difference was cost. Knowing that I had properly trapped her, I asked her how often she had her hair colored and how much it cost to have her hair colored. It turned out, predictably, that she spent as much money coloring her hair as the average augmentation cost over the life of the magical saline sacks. I've seen her recently and she has augmented her breasts but is still ugly inside.

I think breast augmentation can be a problem, especially when it is used to oversexualize and dehumanize the woman. That said, I see nothing inherently wrong with it. It has a danger of leading toward insecurity or vanity but those are separate problems with separate solutions.

[wuapinmon]

I'm a fan of breast augmentation surgery but it is important to get them done in a manner that actually improves the attractiveness of the individual. A size or two in increase is usually sufficient to improve a woman's figure without over-emphasizing her as a sexual being and thereby decreasing her humanity.

Like many in this thread, I also don't understand the anti-augmentation crowd. I once had an extended conversation with a young and judgmental daughter of Zion who was being particularly harsh on those who had augmented their natural assets (little knowing that one of the women in the car had been augmented). I asked this judgmental sister what the problem was and how augmentation differed from make-up, hair dye, and fake nails. She admitted that the only realy difference was cost. Knowing that I had properly trapped her, I asked her how often she had her hair colored and how much it cost to have her hair colored. It turned out, predictably, that she spent as much money coloring her hair as the average augmentation cost over the life of the magical saline sacks. I've seen her recently and she has augmented her breasts but is still ugly inside.

I think breast augmentation can be a problem, especially when it is used to oversexualize and dehumanize the woman. That said, I see nothing inherently wrong with it. It has a danger of leading toward insecurity or vanity but those are separate problems with separate solutions.

A simpler solution is to only breed with large-breasted women so the small ones disappear from the gene pool.

[SoCalCoug]

A simpler solution is to only breed with large-breasted women so the small ones disappear from the gene pool.

Yeah, I went that route and we've had two boys.

[wuapinmon]

Yeah, I went that route and we've had two boys.

Teach your children well because those boys are carrying their mother's genes too. Babs is going to have a conniption fit when she sees this thread.