The Stake YM Presidency will be substituting during the 3rd hour this week so the entire Melchizedek priesthood body can attend the Stake Presidency's presentation on the dangers of punography. I can hardly contain my excitement!!
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Last edited by Donuthole; 04-29-2015, 05:00 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock -
Not uncommon when discussing this topic.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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[QUOTE=Donuthole;1188228]The Stake YM Presidency will be substituting during the 3rd hour this week so the entire Melchizedek priesthood body can attend the Stake Presidency's presentation on the dangers of punography. I can hardly contain my excitement!![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=clackamascoug;1188238]Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Makes sense. I wouldn't expect you to think about taking a lunch break with Pellegrino's wife.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostComment
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This sounds like a great idea. I'm sure it will be well received. You should raise your hand and ask why the RS wasn't invited. Ask it in a way that makes it sound like your wife has a porn problem.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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You've never met my wife, have you?Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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No, her kids aren't perfectly behaved and she's intelligent. Not his type.Originally posted by pellegrino View PostGet confident, stupid
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I don't think Pilgrim said what was on the lunch menuOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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subtlety is lost on some.Originally posted by Moliere View PostI don't think Pilgrim said what was on the lunch menuDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Hey, I like intelligent women!Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
Even more if they're well-behaved."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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You must be part of the future "conservative movement of sex-technology Luddites who [will] shun the technological advances."Originally posted by pellegrino View PostComment
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not really, I think that would all be kind of cool, I just don't think it will be as rosy as that sexologist thinks it will be. It seemed like she was projecting her own fantasies a little too much.Originally posted by Omaha 680 View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagiusComment
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Yeah I agree with you. It was weird. "We're going to have all this crazy sex with whoever we want whenever we want and technology is going to make it better than ever! There MIGHT be a decrease in emotional connection between people. But that's not that big of a deal really compared to all the sex!"Originally posted by pellegrino View PostComment
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While the Relief Society will have a brunch and discuss which character they liked best from "50 Shades of Grey."Originally posted by Donuthole View PostComment
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