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  • You don't need all this extra stuff if you still can dream well. My ex was pretty dang hot last night.

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    • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
      I would never trust a robot to touch my privates.
      Wise choice.

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      • Originally posted by byu71 View Post
        I only got to 3 on the count 1-10 when they gave me the drug. Sorry, I can't describe anything that happened, except I remember they wouldn't let me get up and hit my ball as I was coming out of the sedation. I hope the nurse understood what I meant by, "I need to go hit my ball, let me up."
        Such a low tolerance to versed.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • Originally posted by jay santos View Post
          Can't wait to hear the talks in conference on the dangers of virtual sex.
          I wonder what sanitized euphemism they'll come up with to replace "teledildonics".

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          • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
            I would never trust a robot to touch my privates.

            I'm open to the idea

            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • Originally posted by byu71 View Post
              You don't need all this extra stuff if you still can dream well. My ex was pretty dang hot last night.
              You give away some gems that never get recognized.
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                You give away some gems that never get recognized.
                That's because everyone knows the big 2 don't like me and they don't want to raise their ire.

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                • Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                  That's because everyone knows the big 2 don't like me and they don't want to raise their ire.
                  Eh. One of them will be pretty busy with a new calling. I doubt he has much time to go mano a mano with you anymore, or with anyone who dares support you publicly.
                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                  - SeattleUte

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                  • Originally posted by edward777 View Post
                    Porn will not be a big thing in the near future.

                    According to this article: http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-futu...ter-1430104231 People will be able to go virtual and have sex with men and women all over the planet and people will have robots for sex as well. I will note too that traditional labels of heterosexual and homosexual will probably be replaced by pan sexuality.
                    Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                    What about those Robots that perform a Colonoscopy...I bet they're gentle. Maybe one of the old guys can help us out. 71?
                    Looks like the future is now.
                    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                    "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                    "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                    • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                      That article was very glib, and a little too cavalier for something as powerful as sex. My basic summary of it would be "In the future we'll be able to have all sorts of mind blowing sex whenever we want and it will be easy and neat because sex is awesome!" That said, it made me want to take a lunch break with my wife.
                      I would have thought about doing something else...
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                        That's because everyone knows the big 2 don't like me and they don't want to raise their ire.
                        Dont be afraid of YO and HFN. They are harmless.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                          Eh. One of them will be pretty busy with a new calling. I doubt he has much time to go mano a mano with you anymore, or with anyone who dares support you publicly.
                          Hey, please don't feed his paranoia and persecution complex. It is bad enough already. I bet when he hears a noise in his house at night he thinks it is me, coming to get him. Poor old guy.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Wonder if there will be some sort of DNA identification system built in so you know who you are having sex with? However, it could be quite embarrassing if you go online to a virtual orgy room and run into the Relief Society president in a threesome.

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                            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              Dont be afraid of YO and HFN. They are harmless.
                              Not to enemies of truth we aren't!
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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                              • Originally posted by edward777 View Post
                                Wonder if there will be some sort of DNA identification system built in so you know who you are having sex with? However, it could be quite embarrassing if you go online to a virtual orgy room and run into the Relief Society president in a threesome.
                                Depends on the relief society president.
                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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