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[USUC]

I happened across this blog from a link that some other CS'er posted someone on here. This post is quite interesting as it seems to be a contract that the wife is expecting her separated porn addicted husband to sign and live up to. I think it's safe to say that this marriage is over.

Some of the bullets that the wife is demanding full accounting of caught me a little off guard:


Fountain soda? Hiding food? Using Google Maps to get his porn fix off of dirty billboards?!

This inspired a bit more investigating and found the below in another post:

If this husband had a porn addiction, it almost certainly developed as a diversion from his wife. Gracious, get over yourself you crazy woman.

[PaloAltoCougar]

If this husband had a porn addiction, it almost certainly developed as a diversion from his wife. Gracious, get over yourself you crazy woman.

I don't know much about porn "addiction", but if one would prefer using Google Maps to catch a glimpse of sleazy billboards instead fooling around with one's wife, there's probably something seriously wrong with both parties to the marriage.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I don't know much about porn "addiction", but if one would prefer using Google Maps to catch a glimpse of sleazy billboards instead fooling around with one's wife, there's probably something seriously wrong with both parties to the marriage.

I live in Las Vegas and the idea that there's a billboard out there sleazy enough to satisfy an apparent porn addict blows my mind more than a little.

[falafel]

I live in Las Vegas and the idea that there's a billboard out there sleazy enough to satisfy an apparent porn addict blows my mind more than a little.

We're probably missing the point here. This woman has apparently locked down all of this internet access and so he's got to resort to google maps street view to catch a glimpse of the porn stars on those mobile billboards on the strip. He's a genius, really.

[Non Sequitur]

I don't know much about porn "addiction", but if one would prefer using Google Maps to catch a glimpse of sleazy billboards instead fooling around with one's wife, there's probably something seriously wrong with both parties to the marriage.

I've never understood the reasoning of those who question why people would watch porn when they can get actual sex from their partner. There's a reason people watch the NFL instead of playing an actual game of football in the park.

[New Mexican Disaster]

We're probably missing the point here. This woman has apparently locked down all of this internet access and so he's got to resort to google maps street view to catch a glimpse of the porn stars on those mobile billboards on the strip. He's a genius, really.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I've never understood the reasoning of those who question why people would watch porn when they can get actual sex from their partner. There's a reason people watch the NFL instead of playing an actual game of football in the park.

lol. A nice line and a fair point, and yet the observation suggests a vast difference in the level of performance that really doesn't have to exist. SU's "sex so exquisite" comment may apply to some, but it doesn't have to. Either personally or as a Church leader I didn't care much if someone looked occasionally at porn, but if a married guy is looking at it often and always in preference to his wife, they really need to up their game. And if looking at Googled billboards is equates to watching an NFL game, there must either be some unimaginably awesome billboards or, again, the guy's got some serious problems.

[USUC]

lol. A nice line and a fair point, and yet the observation suggests a vast difference in the level of performance that really doesn't have to exist. SU's "sex so exquisite" comment may apply to some, but it doesn't have to. Either personally or as a Church leader I didn't care much if someone looked occasionally at porn, but if a married guy is looking at it often and always in preference to his wife, they really need to up their game. And if looking at Googled billboards is equates to watching an NFL game, there must either be some unimaginably awesome billboards or, again, the guy's got some serious problems.

I think it is more complicated than a man preferring porn to his wife in most cases. There can be a significant difference in libido between the two, different philosophies/attitudes toward sex, excessive guilt about sex, physical discomfort during sex, inattentive partner, etc.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I think it is more complicated than a man preferring porn to his wife in most cases. There can be a significant difference in libido between the two, different philosophies/attitudes toward sex, excessive guilt about sex, physical discomfort during sex, inattentive partner, etc.

Yeah, I don't mean to minimize the seriousness or frequency of those issues. I'm probably spoiled, but I think that at least in most cases, the differences can be lessened (but not eliminated altogether) if the couple has a lot of honest communication and genuine love for each other. The wife's edict about Google maps suggests to me that the couple is missing either or both of those elements.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

I think you all are WAY too focused on the Google maps bit. I'm intrigued to learn that there's the potential to upgrade my ring tone.

[Non Sequitur]

I think you all are WAY too focused on the Google maps bit. I'm intrigued to learn that there's the potential to have a MUCH better ring tone.

I've always thought it would be a great idea to develop a GPS app that would talk dirty to you while giving you directions to the mall.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

lol. A nice line and a fair point, and yet the observation suggests a vast difference in the level of performance that really doesn't have to exist. SU's "sex so exquisite" comment may apply to some, but it doesn't have to. Either personally or as a Church leader I didn't care much if someone looked occasionally at porn, but if a married guy is looking at it often and always in preference to his wife, they really need to up their game. And if looking at Googled billboards is equates to watching an NFL game, there must either be some unimaginably awesome billboards or, again, the guy's got some serious problems.

There are billboards so exquisite...

[USUC]

Yeah, I don't mean to minimize the seriousness or frequency of those issues. I'm probably spoiled, but I think that at least in most cases, the differences can be lessened (but not eliminated altogether) if the couple has a lot of honest communication and genuine love for each other. The wife's edict about Google maps suggests to me that the couple is missing either or both of those elements.

Humblebrag

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Could we have a board contest to try and capture the sexiest billboard that can be found? I remember DDD or sizzle (I always get those two confused) once posted a poll about what the sexiest I15 South one was. We need a good CS contest, it's been a while.

Edit: it was triplet, http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...hlight=Sexiest I hope it wasn't MMM that authored the blog

[Moliere]

There are billboards so exquisite...

They exist in France. I know as I've seen them....many of them.