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  • #946
    Originally posted by Solon View Post
    Bravo.
    I'm pretty sure that's the battle where the American officer, when asked to surrender, replied, "Nuts!"
    I left the low-hanging fruit somewhere around Malmedy.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • #947
      Someone on FB liked this blog post the other day and I wanted to pass it along to help you all out. 5 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Child to Use Pornography. http://www.covenanteyes.com/2013/03/...ng-motivation/

      Also, has anyone seen the new explosive Stay In school commercial? Seems like they stole the church's pornography play book.
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • #948
        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
        Someone on FB liked this blog post the other day and I wanted to pass it along to help you all out. 5 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Child to Use Pornography. http://www.covenanteyes.com/2013/03/...ng-motivation/

        Also, has anyone seen the new explosive Stay In school commercial? Seems like they stole the church's pornography play book.
        I didn't read that entire link, but I did see this awesome one-liner which I hope Elder Scott incorporates into his next GC talk:

        The Christian home should be a sexual home.
        Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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        • #949
          Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
          I didn't read that entire link, but I did see this awesome one-liner which I hope Elder Scott incorporates into his next GC talk:
          That was certainly interestingly and I can support that a Christian hope should be a sexual home.
          "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

          Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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          • #950
            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
            Someone on FB liked this blog post the other day and I wanted to pass it along to help you all out. 5 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Child to Use Pornography. http://www.covenanteyes.com/2013/03/...ng-motivation/

            Also, has anyone seen the new explosive Stay In school commercial? Seems like they stole the church's pornography play book.
            Um, wtf?
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • #951
              Originally posted by Topper View Post
              That was certainly interestingly and I can support that a Christian hope should be a sexual home.
              I don't disagree with the idea either. I just want Elder Scott to perform one of his awkward turns to the side teleprompter and say, "pretend that we are speaking privately to each other when I say the following -- a Christian home is a sexual home."
              Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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              • #952
                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                Someone on FB liked this blog post the other day and I wanted to pass it along to help you all out. 5 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Child to Use Pornography. http://www.covenanteyes.com/2013/03/...ng-motivation/
                That is a pretty good article. To often we tell kids to stay away from porn without explaining why, this gives a few reasons why. To often we tell our youth to not have premarital sex, smoke, drink, view porn so that they can remain worthy to pass the sacrament, go on a mission or get married in the temple, we also need to teach the secular reason why those things can be bad in their life.

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                • #953
                  BYU-I anti porn video goes viral, sort of:

                  http://happyplace.someecards.com/290...ot-down-in-war
                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                  - SeattleUte

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                  • #954
                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                    Someone on FB liked this blog post the other day and I wanted to pass it along to help you all out. 5 Surefire Ways to Motivate Your Child to Use Pornography. http://www.covenanteyes.com/2013/03/...ng-motivation/

                    Also, has anyone seen the new explosive Stay In school commercial? Seems like they stole the church's pornography play book.
                    WTF was that?!?!
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • #955
                      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                      BYU-I anti porn video goes viral, sort of:

                      http://happyplace.someecards.com/290...ot-down-in-war
                      Nice summary:

                      If you're gonna go down, you might as fire off as many rounds as possible first.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • #956
                        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                        BYU-I anti porn video goes viral, sort of:
                        What my work has to say about that link you posted:

                        BlockedAtWork.jpg

                        Now my username is on today's log of goobers that were trying to look at pr0n at the office

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                        • #957
                          Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
                          What my work has to say about that link you posted:

                          [ATTACH]3740[/ATTACH]

                          Now my username is on today's log of goobers that were trying to look at pr0n at the office
                          Oops! Well, it was a video in the punography thread...
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • #958
                            Parody of the BYU-I jackoff video.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • #959
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              Parody of the BYU-I jackoff video.
                              awesome

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                              • #960
                                Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                                awesome
                                Yeah, that was really, really funny. Well done, somebody out there. Well done.
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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