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  • #5536
    Originally posted by Moliere View Post

    And the whole chain of his descendants won’t hear the gospel and will end up in the telestial kingdom.
    Bro, haven’t you heard of baptisms for the dead?

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    • #5537
      Ha! You guys must've missed the part where I said this happened in Belgium. There was probably a .001% chance he was a serial killer but that was still a higher probability than baptism.

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      • #5538
        You two were about to be roofied and added to his video library collection.
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        • #5539
          Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
          Ha! You guys must've missed the part where I said this happened in Belgium. There was probably a .001% chance he was a serial killer but that was still a higher probability than baptism.
          Oh ye of little faith.
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • #5540
            Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
            Ha! You guys must've missed the part where I said this happened in Belgium. There was probably a .001% chance he was a serial killer but that was still a higher probability than baptism.
            Probably a cannibal.

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            • #5541
              Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
              Ha! You guys must've missed the part where I said this happened in Belgium. There was probably a .001% chance he was a serial killer but that was still a higher probability than baptism.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • #5542
                So, I'm not quite sure what defines "grooming and brainwashing onto the Mormon culture," but it no doubt involves cookies, donuts, and bubble-up soda.

                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                • #5543
                  Maybe Kyle doesn't like his family.

                  Really weird about the age difference though. Might be something to her being a gold digger, but the rest...? He sure talks a lot about being "groomed into the mormon culture" without ever saying what that even means. Groomed to what? Go to church? Hang out with his girlfriend's family?
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • #5544
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    Maybe Kyle doesn't like his family.

                    Really weird about the age difference though. Might be something to her being a gold digger, but the rest...? He sure talks a lot about being "groomed into the mormon culture" without ever saying what that even means. Groomed to what? Go to church? Hang out with his girlfriend's family?
                    Agree on the age. That is weird. The "mormon grooming" crap is offensive and smacks of deep south evangelical religious bigotry.
                    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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                    • #5545
                      I went through something like this with my son and a local cult-like evangelical church. He was 15 and was dating a girl whose parents made my son their project without consulting us even once. They were texting him privately, inviting him to events privately, and working very hard to influence him outside of our knowledge. I recognized what was happening because I've seen it done so many times when I was an active LDS. In those cases it was never done out of malignancy, just in the spirit of sharing their truth and saving a soul, but when done without the full consent of family and without 100% sharing of info it can be a really bad look. Anytime you have lay leadership, doing it the wrong way is on the table. Grooming isn't the word because that's loaded with sexual meaning.

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                      • #5546
                        Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                        I went through something like this with my son and a local cult-like evangelical church. He was 15 and was dating a girl whose parents made my son their project without consulting us even once. They were texting him privately, inviting him to events privately, and working very hard to influence him outside of our knowledge. I recognized what was happening because I've seen it done so many times when I was an active LDS. In those cases it was never done out of malignancy, just in the spirit of sharing their truth and saving a soul, but when done without the full consent of family and without 100% sharing of info it can be a really bad look. Anytime you have lay leadership, doing it the wrong way is on the table. Grooming isn't the word because that's loaded with sexual meaning.
                        Those guys are nuts. Sorry that happened.

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                        • #5547
                          Whoa

                          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                          • #5548
                            Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                            Whoa

                            27 years too late for me
                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                            - SeattleUte

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                            • #5549
                              https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...163639811.html

                              The scandalous world of a group of Mormon mom influencers implodes when they get caught in the midst of a swinging sex scandal that makes international headlines. Now, their sisterhood is shook to its core. Faith, friendship and reputations are all on the line.
                              I will probably end up watching this thing.
                              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                              --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • #5550
                                Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                                https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...163639811.html

                                I will probably end up watching this thing.
                                I am with this guy:

                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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