Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in the News

[LVAllen]

Clean hands, maybe. Clean room? Not so much.

http://universe.byu.edu/2014/11/12/r...h-lab-suspect/

Side note: can I get a ruling on the field on the identity of the booze next to the bed?

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Clean hands, maybe. Clean room? Not so much.

http://universe.byu.edu/2014/11/12/r...h-lab-suspect/

Side note: can I get a ruling on the field on the identity of the booze next to the bed?

Ah, cinder blocks. I miss college decor.

[SCcoug]

Provo policeman on TV just said that unless the Riviera dude was making a special kind of soap that features meth as an ingredient, he wasn't making soap.

Funny either way. It isn't every day an attorney goes with an artisanal soap defense. Sounds like something Saul Goodman would come up with.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

What can't Alex Boye turn into African pop?! Or as the article claims, "African hipster."

At the time of publication, the video had more than 9,000 views.

Many commenters praised Boye for his version.

"Love it better than the original! Keep up the covers, Alex Boye!" Rebecca Brose wrote on YouTube.

[Donuthole]

This lady was in my ward (well, wards) for about 6 years, serving as R.S. President in both wards. I'm not sure what to make of her version of the story, but I have a feeling we're getting a version which is fairly skewed but which she believes to be the absolute truth.

Cosby took an interest in her “beautiful” friend at the Tropicana and “ingratiated himself,” but the friend was married and had no interest, she told me. About six weeks after her tennis relationship turned into a Cosby friendship, Tagliaferri accepted a dinner invitation from him and took her girlfriend, Wendy, a DJ at the Hilton’s disco. After dinner, when they returned to the Hilton, where Cosby was headlining, he asked if she would like to have a tour of his hotel room, the famous suite where Elvis stayed when he was performing at the Hilton. She asked Wendy to come along, even though she considered Cosby “harmless.”

After a brief tour of the penthouse, “things changed dramatically and quickly,” she wrote. “He made it clear to me in a very aggressive way what his intentions were. He chillingly said to me, ‘I will have you.’ “Those words are imprinted on my brain along with the evil I felt. My first thought was, ‘No you will not.’ Then shock took over, and when words wouldn’t come a paralyzing feeling did. “Wendy started talking very fast, she was explaining that she had to get back to work, she would surely be missed and how would she explain that and that I was going with her. “Wendy never left me. For that one instinctive act of love and protection, I will never be able to thank her enough. It is a blur (on) how we left or what force propelled us out of there, but we were safe.”

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns...ng-cosby-scene

She is a very outspoken lady who married a non-member and then converted him over a 20-year period. While their family is very likeable for the most part, there's something just a bit off about them and I've never quite been able to put my finger on it. They have four children ranging from 27 to 20. The children are all relatively smart and attractive, but not a single one of them is married, and they all still live at home--even the ones who have gone away to college and returned. Maybe that's the norm anymore, but it strikes me as odd for some reason.

[imanihonjin]

This lady was in my ward (well, wards) for about 6 years, serving as R.S. President in both wards. I'm not sure what to make of her version of the story, but I have a feeling we're getting a version which is fairly skewed but which she believes to be the absolute truth.



http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns...ng-cosby-scene

She is a very outspoken lady who married a non-member and then converted him over a 20-year period. While their family is very likeable for the most part, there's something just a bit off about them and I've never quite been able to put my finger on it. They have four children ranging from 27 to 20. The children are all relatively smart and attractive, but not a single one of them is married, and they all still live at home--even the ones who have gone away to college and returned. Maybe that's the norm anymore, but it strikes me as odd for some reason.

You forgot the most important part of the article....the author, a Norm Clarke, has an eye patch.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

This lady was in my ward (well, wards) for about 6 years, serving as R.S. President in both wards. I'm not sure what to make of her version of the story, but I have a feeling we're getting a version which is fairly skewed but which she believes to be the absolute truth.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns...ng-cosby-scene

She is a very outspoken lady who married a non-member and then converted him over a 20-year period. While their family is very likeable for the most part, there's something just a bit off about them and I've never quite been able to put my finger on it. They have four children ranging from 27 to 20. The children are all relatively smart and attractive, but not a single one of them is married, and they all still live at home--even the ones who have gone away to college and returned. Maybe that's the norm anymore, but it strikes me as odd for some reason.

I can't speak for all of them, but it's hard to grow up when your name is Mikey.

You forgot the most important part of the article....the author, a Norm Clarke, has an eye patch.

Ohhhhh. Don't be hating on Norm Clarke. If Robin Leach didn't already live in Vegas, Clarke would be Vegas' Robin Leach. Neither or which are Mormons.

[imanihonjin]

Ohhhhh. Don't be hating on Norm Clarke. If Robin Leach didn't already live in Vegas, Clarke would be Vegas' Robin Leach. Neither or which are Mormons.

I didn't mean to offend. I dig the eye patch, and have stated numerious times (or at least once now) that if I had only had one eye, I would rock an eye patch.

[RC Vikings]

http://www.localnews8.com/news/bingh...theft/30081008

This guy was just charged with stealing $1.6 million from a local potato packer. Former HC in his stake. He was an ass to deal so maybe he got what was coming to him.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Was it a coincidence that the only person to die in this story was the only one not wearing garments? Doubtful.

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=326...&s_cid=queue-1

[SeattleUte]

Have these guys been recognizde in this thread?

http://janariess.religionnews.com/20...comment-331442

[Uncle Ted]

Have these guys been recognizde in this thread?

http://janariess.religionnews.com/20...comment-331442

Bruce Jessen, a Washington psychologist, helped to develop the techniques; rather than reproving his actions, the LDS Church called him as a bishop in Spokane, Washington. (He resigned from his calling after a public outcry.)

Hmm... Maybe I need to work for the CIA for a few years.

[SeattleUte]

Hmm... Maybe I need to work for the CIA for a few years.

That we can now blame the LDS Church for American torture is too good to be true for us apostates.

[Jeff Lebowski]

That we can now blame the LDS Church for American torture is too good to be true for us apostates.

This poor woman was a Mormon. Bless her heart.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/greg-m..._b_190517.html

[Color Me Badd Fan]

I'm glad we've moved on from waterboarding, enemas and playing Britney Spears with the thermostat turned up to 100. Now we just kill these people with drones along with a few other people who happen to be in the vicinity (who may or may not be completely innocent of any wrongdoing).