I Don't Want to Go to Church Today Thread

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  • marsupial
    Mississippi Queen
    • Nov 2008
    • 3678

    #16
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I have a thread on that somewhere here (NO eats).
    I have specific requests.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • New Mexican Disaster
      Suomalainen
      • Nov 2008
      • 4549

      #17
      In all my 37 years I can truy say I have never wanted to go to church.

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      • YOhio
        Hipster Mode
        • Nov 2008
        • 26165

        #18
        Too bad you're not in my ward. Imma bout to drop some serious Lorenzo knowledge on the quorum that's specifically related to baptism and gifts of the Holy Ghost. Its gonna get real.

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #19
          Originally posted by marsupial View Post
          I have specific requests.
          One # is busy and the other I left a message. We never really ate breakfast down there. We loved a joint in Old Metairie called Dot's Diner.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • MarkGrace
            Grooveshark dick tease
            • Dec 2008
            • 31546

            #20
            I think we're just doing sac and back today. Maybe brunch before.
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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            • Omaha 680
              Senior Member
              • Jul 2011
              • 11180

              #21
              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
              I think we're just doing sac and back today. Maybe brunch before.
              Sac and back. I will be stealing that phrase for future use.

              Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

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              • doctorcoug
                To Win is to Honor Him
                • Jun 2009
                • 2273

                #22
                My wife and I didn't want to go...so I slept in until now.

                via a galaxy s3 far far away
                "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                • Commando
                  Explosivo
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 20748

                  #23
                  The GD P.F. Chang's rocknrolla marathon messes up my sunday vibe every year. The damn thing runs on my street, so in order to get to my ward building, which is a 2 minute drive away, I have to backtrack through back streets and get on two freeways to make it there in just under thirty minutes. And back.

                  I was totally planning on walking to church, but i woke up too late to make it to choir rehearsal before sacrament meeting, and I don't wanna face the scorn of the director. Ah well.
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • Mormon Red Death
                    BYU Delenda Est
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 8077

                    #24
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    One # is busy and the other I left a message. We never really ate breakfast down there. We loved a joint in Old Metairie called Dot's Diner.
                    There is that ham place downtown. Always hs a line on the weekend mornings wanting to go.

                    Sent from my SGH-T839 using Tapatalk 2
                    "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                    "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                    • Colly Wolly
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1824

                      #25
                      I'd rather be home playing Far Cry 3 or Black Ops 2. Or having sex with my wife.

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21136

                        #26
                        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                        I'm another who has a break stake conference this weekend. Is wearing a tie while watching football an effective way to invite the Spirit into my home?
                        Spiritual overkill.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • LiveCoug
                          LA Ute loves me
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 18486

                          #27
                          I went!

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                          • grapevine
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 1990

                            #28
                            Joseph Fielding McConkie did not want to go to church one sunday as a kid. Dad happened to be home a rarity as he was at Stake Conferences most of the time. Son exercised agency to stay home. DAd said go willingly or unwillingly.

                            It is do dang cold here for too dang long come on global warming. Well last week broiler quit working when first ward was meeting. Before that. So all we had last week was SAcrament Meeting. Postponed ward conference too. Nice to have weeks like that. Chapel was actually fairly warm. Rest of building wasn't though.

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                            • Indy Coug
                              Heartless Bastard
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 18747

                              #29
                              I didn't in an effort to stymie the spread of influenza.
                              Everything in life is an approximation.

                              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                              • NorthwestUteFan
                                אלוף
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 3384

                                #30
                                My wife suggested that we go camping at least two weekends per month this year, including the Sundays. We need to spend quality time together as a family, and fighting the kids to get ready/combatting the potty talk during church/fighting for the rest of the day over the fact that we had to go to church in the first place isn't her definition of quality family time. I am 100% OK with that.

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