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Daniel Peterson Lied...Again
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Well I don't know about you, but if Dan says he saw that sign, I tend to think he is telling the truth. Those signs are fairly common."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I believe that our friend is saying that Dan didn't "buy [that] for a second" was the lie--in other words, Dan truly does buy that Joseph lied. Am I correct, D-Whit?Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostWell I don't know about you, but if Dan says he saw that sign, I tend to think he is telling the truth. Those signs are fairly common.
"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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I'll say this, you guys keep giving.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Postif Dan says he saw that sign, I tend to think he is telling the truth.
That was a good laugh.Originally posted by Lost_Student View PostI believe that our friend is saying that Dan didn't "buy [that] for a second" was the lie--in other words, Dan truly does buy that Joseph lied. Am I correct, D-Whit?

Daniel cites all those heavenly encounters but one, you know, the one where an angel allegedly stood over J.Smith with a drawn sword commanding him to carry out polygamy.Originally posted by The_Douger View PostThis thread delivers.
I would read again.
Mormons (including Dan Peterson) are left scratching their heads, not to mention some of the other techniques employed by the 'prophet'/king/president/mayor/mason/general and seer.
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OK, I have a large enough sample size of DWhitmer to know that he posts in the form of thoughtfulness, but denies the power thereof.
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You've got to admit, that's a pretty cool excuse to give to Emma.Originally posted by DWhitmer View PostDaniel cites all those heavenly encounters but one, you know, the one where an angel allegedly stood over J.Smith with a drawn sword commanding him to carry out polygamy.
"He had a what?"
"A huge sword with fire coming out of it. I swear.""There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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I never thought about how metal that is. :rockon1:Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYou've got to admit, that's a pretty cool excuse to give to Emma.
"He had a what?"
"A huge sword with fire coming out of it. I swear.""Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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I think I'll use that next time I'm in trouble.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYou've got to admit, that's a pretty cool excuse to give to Emma.
"He had a what?"
"A huge sword with fire coming out of it. I swear."Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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It gets better. How about this approach for the woman who has everything but yourself:Originally posted by pellegrino View PostI think I'll use that next time I'm in trouble.
"We covenanted with each other in the pre-earth life to marry; therefore, if we don't marry, we will offend God. Please, don't make me offend God."
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Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostOK, I have a large enough sample size of DWhitmer to know that he posts in the form of thoughtfulness, but denies the power thereof.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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Or phallic.Originally posted by Lost_Student View PostI never thought about how metal that is. :rockon1:
"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)
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