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  • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    Where have you been? Missionaries don't track any more. Heck, they even have iPads.
    Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them.
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
    -Turtle
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    • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
      Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them.
      Heaven forbid someone doesn't walk up right up to these entitled string pullers and plop a golden contact right in front of them.
      "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

      "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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      • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
        Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them.
        Our missionaries don't have them yet either but keep talking about them. Their guess is they are coming with the new mission president this summer. I wonder if he can get all those iPads in his carry-on.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
          Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them.
          Sucks not being a part of DC South anymore

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          • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
            Our missionaries don't have them yet either but keep talking about them. Their guess is they are coming with the new mission president this summer. I wonder if he can get all those iPads in his carry-on.
            Yeah. I am not sure I'd want one as a missionary to be honest. I wonder how many missionaries will get theirs jacked from them.
            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
            -Turtle
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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              With all due respect, those are all pretty lousy reasons.
              What about the reason that they are 19 years old?
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                What about the reason that they are 19 years old?
                Another dumb reason. For a guy that has one foot out the door you sure are a Nazi for rules.
                *Banned*

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                • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                  Yeah. I am not sure I'd want one as a missionary to be honest. I wonder how many missionaries will get theirs jacked from them.
                  Just think of the conversion stories we will hear... I stole an ipad from some dudes in suits but the only thing it would access was a website about Jesus. I started reading the website and watching videos and within days I was calling the missionaries to be taught the discussions!
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                    What about the reason that they are 19 years old?
                    Who cares?

                    Wait... never mind. You care.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                      Another dumb reason. For a guy that has one foot out the door you sure are a Nazi for rules.
                      Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?
                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                        Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?
                        No, the French did.
                        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                        • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                          Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?
                          I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                            I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.
                            Junkie was judging you because you're such an outspoken "progmo" on this site.

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                            • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.
                              Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                              • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."
                                I remember my pops trying to make us go to church on a Disney vacation. He knew he was in trouble when my wonderful mother sided with the children.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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