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Our missionaries were bummed they didn't get their ipads this last zone conference. Now they're not sure when they're getting them."Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic -
Heaven forbid someone doesn't walk up right up to these entitled string pullers and plop a golden contact right in front of them.Originally posted by Surfah View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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Our missionaries don't have them yet either but keep talking about them. Their guess is they are coming with the new mission president this summer. I wonder if he can get all those iPads in his carry-on.Originally posted by Surfah View Post"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Yeah. I am not sure I'd want one as a missionary to be honest. I wonder how many missionaries will get theirs jacked from them.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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What about the reason that they are 19 years old?Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Another dumb reason. For a guy that has one foot out the door you sure are a Nazi for rules.Originally posted by Moliere View Post*Banned*Comment
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Just think of the conversion stories we will hear... I stole an ipad from some dudes in suits but the only thing it would access was a website about Jesus. I started reading the website and watching videos and within days I was calling the missionaries to be taught the discussions!Originally posted by Surfah View Post"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Wait. Moli has one foot out the door? Dammit, did Niku get to him?Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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No, the French did.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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I'm all in. Haven't ever in my life missed church except for sickness, traveling, or vacation.Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Junkie was judging you because you're such an outspoken "progmo" on this site.Originally posted by Moliere View PostComment
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Those aren't really great excuses for missing Church, at least not for people who are truly "all in."Originally posted by Moliere View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I remember my pops trying to make us go to church on a Disney vacation. He knew he was in trouble when my wonderful mother sided with the children.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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