Rumors of 19 year old females going on missions

[TripletDaddy]

I just dropped my daughter off at the airport. The church is flying her to SLC, where she will take TRAX to the Mexican consulate, get her visa stamped, then turn around and fly back this afternoon. I hope Delta gives frequent purchaser discount to the church.

Strange. All they did at the consulate was take a picture, and had my daughter sign the visa. She was there less than 5 minutes. Seems like a big waste of time and money.

[Moliere]

I just read her farewell talk. It was very inspiring. Because it would be weird for a random 40+ stranger to email her, tell her thanks for me.

Make that super-weird since you have a 'stache

[Copelius]

Mothers hide their children from me more so now than when I wore a goatee.

[Pelado]

Mothers hide their children from me more so now than when I wore a goatee.

Does MoTab allow full beards?

[Copelius]

Nope. I shaved down to the 'stache upon being accepted

[Art Vandelay]

I thought there would be some obligatory interview, like when you go through customs. It sounds like a literal a rubber stamp process.

[falafel]

Comments on this article are gonna be funny:

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865628809/6-lies-early-returned-missionaries-tell-themselves.html

And obviously this missionary of course is very, very unlikely to have had Lyme Disease. I would bet she is from a part of the country that doesn't even have Lyme Disease.

So, care to back off your seemingly baseless allegation that the missionary is lying and/or stupid?

http://blamethetick.blogspot.com/2014/10/a-z.html

[TripletDaddy]

So, care to back off your seemingly baseless allegation that the missionary is lying and/or stupid?

http://blamethetick.blogspot.com/2014/10/a-z.html

she can still be stupid irrespective of this

[CardiacCoug]

So, care to back off your seemingly baseless allegation that the missionary is lying and/or stupid?

http://blamethetick.blogspot.com/2014/10/a-z.html

Uhhhh..... Not lying or stupid but she doesn't have Lyme Disease.

[falafel]

Uhhhh..... Not lying or stupid but she doesn't have Lyme Disease.

Okay, I'll bite. How do you know this?

[CardiacCoug]

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/you-do-not-have-chronic-lyme-disease-091514

[falafel]

http://www.healthline.com/health-new...disease-091514

Ah, but what if she never had the antibiotics? I've got you!

[CardiacCoug]

Sooner would be the right one to talk about this but there is a quack industry built up around telling people with persistent fatigue that they have Chronic Lyme Disease using tests that falsely diagnose it, then asking patients to pay for prolonged antibiotics.

She's the classic type of person that gets taken advantage of by these idiot health care "practitioners."

[Northwestcoug]

http://www.healthline.com/health-new...disease-091514

Yes. It seems she's latched on to Lyme disease as the reason for all her myriad symptoms. "Infest my brain"? If Lyme disease is the reason for everything she's experiencing, she's had a pretty rare disease course.

[TripletDaddy]

Ah, but what if she never had the antibiotics? I've got you!

seems like if she never had the anitbiotics then cardiac is correct...she is an idiot. Per the article, Lyme disease is easily cured with antibiotics.

Cardiac's allegations are not baseless, they are with merit!

#teamcardiac