Garments being shown

[SoonerCoug]

I wear my garments religiously. They are super comfy.

Only downside is that I'm 33 and my mom has to buy them for me because I haven't had a recommend in about 6 years.

[SeattleUte]

I wear my garments religiously. They are super comfy.

Only downside is that I'm 33 and my mom has to buy them for me because I haven't had a recommend in about 6 years.

lol. where you been stranger?

How the hell could you not qualify for a recommend? You love your wife, you pay a full tithe, you play the piano in church. I hope you didn't go tell your bishop you don't believe the church is true. That would have been unnecessary.

[SoonerCoug]

lol. where you been stranger?

How the hell could you not qualify for a recommend? You love your wife, you pay a full tithe, you play the piano in church. I hope you didn't go tell your bishop you don't believe the church is true. That would have been unnecessary.

I have been working. And I have only been to church once in the last twelve months. Word is that my bishop is very concerned about me, but I'm even more concerned about him.

[HauteCoug]

Victoria's Secret is tacky.

This.

[Commando]

I wear my garments religiously. They are super comfy.

Only downside is that I'm 33 and my mom has to buy them for me because I haven't had a recommend in about 6 years.

Great news! You don't need a current to buy them- just your name and birthday. They look in the system to see if you're endowed-- not if you've been naughty or nice.

[edward777]

There was a time when people in the Church would have sworn that garments would never become as skimpy as they are now. I had missionary companion who told me about a family friend who was RLDS and would complain about how much the Mormons had changed the garment. The friend said, "Pretty soon you guys will just be carrying the marks around in your pocket."

My wife has a friend who is thin and has really long legs so she buys garments two sizes too small so she can wear pretty much what she pleases.

[edward777]

I wear my garments religiously. They are super comfy.

Only downside is that I'm 33 and my mom has to buy them for me because I haven't had a recommend in about 6 years.

For men garments make a lot of biological sense. The testicles were designed to hang outside the body and be about 3 degrees cooler. This maximizes both testosterone production and sperm production. So in a sense a Mormon male might be more competitive, age slower and be more fertile than his counterpart who wears tight briefs.

[HauteCoug]

My wife has a friend who is thin and has really long legs so she buys garments two sizes too small so she can wear pretty much what she pleases.

I don't buy my garments two sizes too small, but I can tell you that with the right garment bottom, I can wear shorts that hit mid-thigh without seeing any religion poking out. And I have very long thighs, so I've never had a garment bottom actually reach my knee. There's a good 2-3 inches in between. I always feel bad for the short-legged ladies.

Also, there is a trick to pulling your garment top low underneath your bra. The bra holds it in place, allowing you to show a little more clavicle and cleavage than otherwise. Women with larger breasts can achieve this even more.

Sometimes I question if I'm stretching the limits of the garment, but then I remember that some dude designed them, disregarding reality for women, and then I don't feel bad in the slightest.

[lambdacoug]

For men garments make a lot of biological sense. The testicles were designed to hang outside the body and be about 3 degrees cooler. This maximizes both testosterone production and sperm production. So in a sense a Mormon male might be more competitive, age slower and be more fertile than his counterpart who wears tight briefs.

Boxers?

[smokymountainrain]

Aren't garments much worse for women than for men?

The getup the women have to wear, especially if they are wearing the G's under the bra, just seems so much stranger on a woman than what the men wear.

Another example of sexism in the Church.

On the flip side, they get the benefit of no panty lines without wearing a thong. I guess that's a good thing.

[falafel]

Sometimes I question if I'm stretching the limits of the garment, but then I remember that some dude designed them, disregarding reality for women, and then I don't feel bad in the slightest.

What makes you think some dude designed your garments? I think its much more likely that some 70 year old woman did. No way a dude thinks about putting lace on garments.

[UtahUte1978]

If it's a hot summer day and I'm mowing my lawn or doing yard work, I don't wear anything over my garments. The more people who see garments the better.

[Clark Addison]

If it's a hot summer day and I'm mowing my lawn or doing yard work, I don't wear anything over my garments. The more people who see garments the better.

I hope you mean bottoms as well as tops.

[smokymountainrain]

If it's a hot summer day and I'm mowing my lawn or doing yard work, I don't wear anything over my garments. The more people who see garments the better.

Every member a missionary!

[Sullyute]

What makes you think some dude designed your garments? I think its much more likely that some 70 year old woman did. No way a dude thinks about putting lace on garments.

I disagree.

If it's a hot summer day and I'm mowing my lawn or doing yard work, I don't wear anything over my garments. The more people who see garments the better.

I think I have told this story before, but on my mission we had a branch service activity to clean up the area around the branch (it was in a strip mall of sorts). So the whole branch shows up to work along with the missionaries. The 2nd counselors in the branch shows up with just a wife beater over the top of his mesh garments. He worked the whole time this way. The missionaries were having a fit while the members didn't seem to bat an eye.