Coffee Drinkers Die Less? WoW Implications

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  • doctorcoug
    To Win is to Honor Him
    • Jun 2009
    • 2273

    #1

    Coffee Drinkers Die Less? WoW Implications

    I'm interested in hearing the LDS response to this...Coffee Drinking...when adjusted for smoking abuse, had an inverse association with risk of death. The hazard ratio became more significant the greater amount of coffee ingested.

    NEJM Coffee Drinkers

    I think the etoh ban in the church is questionable, but OK. Smoking ban is right on and a great decision. Coffee ban is purely cultural interpretation and should absolutely be reconsidered if further prospective RCT research validates this cohort study. Everytime physicians ask me why I don't drink coffee I give the same answer and it just makes our religion seem rediculous. This is my opinion; I'm curious to hear others' opinions on here about this.

    We are basing tennets of our religion upon beliefs from Church leaders from 100 years ago and medical knowledge at the time, when physicians caused more harm than good. Time to move forward on this issue.
    Last edited by doctorcoug; 05-17-2012, 11:40 AM.
    "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

    "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"
  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #2
    Whether the "thou shalt not" items extend longevity or not is besides the point.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • Flystripper
      Degenerate Gambler
      • Nov 2008
      • 14105

      #3
      Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
      Whether the "thou shalt not" items extend longevity or not is besides the point.
      Wait where in the section 89 does it say thou shalt not?
      Dyslexics are teople poo...

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      • marsupial
        Mississippi Queen
        • Nov 2008
        • 3678

        #4
        How does one "die less?"

        And I heart coffee.
        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
        -Teenage Dirtbag

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        • byu71
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 22070

          #5
          Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
          I'm interested in hearing the LDS response to this...Coffee Drinking...when adjusted for smoking abuse, had an inverse association with risk of death. The hazard ratio became more significant the greater amount of coffee ingested.

          NEJM Coffee Drinkers

          I think the etoh ban in the church is questionable, but OK. Smoking ban is right on and a great decision. Coffee ban is purely cultural interpretation and should absolutely be reconsidered if further prospective research validates this retrospective study. Everytime physicians ask me why I don't drink coffee I give the same answer and it just makes our religion seem rediculous. This is my opinion; I'm curious to hear others' opinions on here about this.

          We are basing tennets of our religion upon beliefs from Church leaders from 100 years ago and medical knowledge at the time, when physicians caused more harm than good. Time to move forward on this issue.
          I understand the tobacco thing and why Emma would be against it. I can also see why she didn't care for alcohol. What was her problem though with "hot drinks".

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69758

            #6
            Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
            Whether the "thou shalt not" items extend longevity or not is besides the point.
            Typical Indy coyness. What is the point?
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Mrs. Funk
              Lawyer Wannabe
              • Nov 2008
              • 2690

              #7
              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
              How does one "die less?"

              And I heart coffee.
              The amount of sugar it takes for coffee to be palatable to me has far worse WoW implications for me than the coffee itself.
              "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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              • creekster
                It is NOT a monkey!
                • Nov 2008
                • 22661

                #8
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Typical Indy coyness. What is the point?
                I am not sure it is very coy. He means that commandments do not, necessarily, have greater lifespan as a goal.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • Mormon Red Death
                  BYU Delenda Est
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8077

                  #9
                  Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                  How does one "die less?"

                  And I heart coffee.
                  Yes doesnt everybody die (exceptions are moses and elijah)?
                  Last edited by Mormon Red Death; 06-25-2012, 07:16 AM.
                  "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                  "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                  • Donuthole
                    Official Outgayer
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 25279

                    #10
                    Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                    How does one "die less?"

                    And I heart coffee.
                    Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                    Yes doesnt everybody die (exceptions are mose and elijah)?
                    It's a medical expression that you guys probably wouldn't understand.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • doctorcoug
                      To Win is to Honor Him
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2273

                      #11
                      Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                      How does one "die less?"

                      And I heart coffee.
                      Die less is not entirely accurate. Decreased risk of dying during a time period, but that just takes up too much space in the subject.
                      "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                      "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                      • Indy Coug
                        Heartless Bastard
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 18747

                        #12
                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                        I am not sure it is very coy. He means that commandments do not, necessarily, have greater lifespan as a goal.
                        God seems to value covenants. It also appears, based on the the nature and content of various covenants over time that the contents of said covenants are secondary to whether or not we do what we covenanted or not.
                        Everything in life is an approximation.

                        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69758

                          #13
                          Originally posted by creekster View Post
                          I am not sure it is very coy. He means that commandments do not, necessarily, have greater lifespan as a goal.
                          We promote it is a health code. "Run and not be weary, walk and not faint...". It seems to me that longer life span is a pretty solid indicator of health.

                          What am I missing?
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Topper
                            Pre-Historic Man
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 11764

                            #14
                            So a person needs religious reasons to avoid drinking a dreadful tasting beverage?

                            Coffee drinkers also have no problems with regularity. Now there's a recommendation.
                            "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                            • Indy Coug
                              Heartless Bastard
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 18747

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              We promote it is a health code. "Run and not be weary, walk and not faint...". It seems to me that longer life span is a pretty solid indicator of health.

                              What am I missing?
                              You're also missing the fact that someone else's research in 18 to 36 months will contradict the findings of this research.
                              Everything in life is an approximation.

                              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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