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Coffee Drinkers Die Less? WoW Implications
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Improvements to their future annual mortality rates.Originally posted by doctorcoug View PostDie less is not entirely accurate. Decreased risk of dying during a time period, but that just takes up too much space in the subject.
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Yes, we do. Drink coffee and your risk of death drops below 1.0.Originally posted by doctorcoug View PostI'm interested in hearing the LDS response to this...Coffee Drinking...when adjusted for smoking abuse, had an inverse association with risk of death. The hazard ratio became more significant the greater amount of coffee ingested.
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I think the etoh ban in the church is questionable, but OK. Smoking ban is right on and a great decision. Coffee ban is purely cultural interpretation and should absolutely be reconsidered if further prospective RCT research validates this cohort study. Everytime physicians ask me why I don't drink coffee I give the same answer and it just makes our religion seem rediculous. This is my opinion; I'm curious to hear others' opinions on here about this.
We are basing tennets of our religion upon beliefs from Church leaders from 100 years ago and medical knowledge at the time, when physicians caused more harm than good. Time to move forward on this issue.
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My mom likes to use this "coffee needs so much sugar to make it taste good" line as another justification for why its bad. She says this as she pops another Hershey's Kiss.Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View PostThe amount of sugar it takes for coffee to be palatable to me has far worse WoW implications for me than the coffee itself.
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Sugar ruins coffee. I like mine with cream only.Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View PostThe amount of sugar it takes for coffee to be palatable to me has far worse WoW implications for me than the coffee itself.
What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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It would be important to see the test parameters, and to see what competing tests show. How can consuming that much caffeine be positive in one's health?Originally posted by atheistcougar View PostYes, we do. Drink coffee and your risk of death drops below 1.0.
It's got to be bad for the teeth and stomach lining?
Does it affect the quality of life? Do increased headaches attributable to heavy caffeine consumption figure in?"Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
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This is in addition to recent research linking coffee consumption to reduced risk of prostate cancer. Utah leads the nation in low rates of most types of cancer, but we are at or near the bottom in prostate cancer.Originally posted by Topper View PostIt would be important to see the test parameters, and to see what competing tests show. How can consuming that much caffeine be positive in one's health?
It's got to be bad for the teeth and stomach lining?
Does it affect the quality of life? Do increased headaches attributable to heavy caffeine consumption figure in?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Hell, I don't know. I just know my risk of death is now less than non-coffee drinkers.Originally posted by Topper View PostIt would be important to see the test parameters, and to see what competing tests show. How can consuming that much caffeine be positive in one's health?
It's got to be bad for the teeth and stomach lining?
Does it affect the quality of life? Do increased headaches attributable to heavy caffeine consumption figure in?
Now, if something could be done about the risk of taxes...Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
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Just as a random musing, how different is coffee now chemically compared to the mid-1800s?Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThis is in addition to recent research linking coffee consumption to reduced risk of prostate cancer. Utah leads the nation in low rates of most types of cancer, but we are at or near the bottom in prostate cancer.
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It is interesting to learn which Cuffershave bad breathdrink coffee regularly.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Chemically? Coffee beans are grown, harvested, roasted and ground. I guess flavored coffees may have chemicals. Are you referring to pesticides and fertilizers used to grow the beans?Originally posted by Indy Coug View PostJust as a random musing, how different is coffee now chemically compared to the mid-1800s?Dyslexics are teople poo...
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I have a toothbrush toothpaste and mouthwash at work for this purpose. Coffee does give bad breath, but no more so than people who eat raw onions on their burgers and salads...Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostIt is interesting to learn which Cuffershave bad breathdrink coffee regularly.Dyslexics are teople poo...
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I'm talking about the end product. Whatever makes its way into the average cup. Its probably too broad a question to answer anyway since not all coffee is created equal.Originally posted by Flystripper View PostChemically? Coffee beans are grown, harvested, roasted and ground. I guess flavored coffees may have chemicals. Are you referring to pesticides and fertilizers used to grow the beans?
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I just assumed that was because of all the masturbation due to everyone being addicted to porn.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThis is in addition to recent research linking coffee consumption to reduced risk of prostate cancer. Utah leads the nation in low rates of most types of cancer, but we are at or near the bottom in prostate cancer.
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