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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #46
    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
    What is even more difficult to comprehend is that Professor Karen King is apparently married.

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    • San Juan Sun
      Kicked to the curb
      • Dec 2009
      • 9214

      #47
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      What is even more difficult to comprehend is that Professor Karen King is apparently married.

      Her nose seems out of joint about Jesus' marriage.
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • smokymountainrain
        Impressive Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 22593

        #48
        Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
        Her nose seems out of joint about Jesus' marriage.
        lol
        I'm like LeBron James.
        -mpfunk

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        • Topper
          Pre-Historic Man
          • Nov 2011
          • 11764

          #49
          Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
          The Church has no official declaration on Jesus' marital status. I do not believe he was married, though.
          One of my mentors, who was well-versed in ancient languages and traditions, was convinced he was married and polygamous. The Church told him not to publish his conclusions. Ehrman however makes a convincing argument to the contrary.
          "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

          Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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          • oxcoug
            Dolphins Rape Hipsters
            • Dec 2009
            • 5309

            #50
            Originally posted by Viking View Post
            Sorry, is OxCoug a jewish man living in year 20-32 A.D.? Just wondering.

            Wow, missed some good times back then.

            BTW, the poll is flawed - shld be an option that just says "yes he was married but we have no way of knowing who his wife was"
            Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

            It can't all be wedding cake.

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747

              #51
              Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
              Wow, missed some good times back then.

              BTW, the poll is flawed - shld be an option that just says "yes he was married but we have no way of knowing who his wife was"
              This is close enough. Sorry, but I'm not going to crank out every possible permutation.

              Yes, but to some other woman
              Everything in life is an approximation.

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              • Topper
                Pre-Historic Man
                • Nov 2011
                • 11764

                #52
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                What is even more difficult to comprehend is that Professor Karen King is apparently married.

                Astonishing. To a living being?
                "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                • Indy Coug
                  Heartless Bastard
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 18747

                  #53
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  ...
                  Everything in life is an approximation.

                  http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                  • Moliere
                    One man.....one pie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 27824

                    #54
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    What is even more difficult to comprehend is that Professor Karen King is apparently married.

                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • smokymountainrain
                      Impressive Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22593

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                      ...
                      The Church Lady has better hair.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • wuapinmon
                        Soul Plumber
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 30711

                        #56
                        A pathetic little man mocks the appearance of others, especially women, when he won't subject himself to the same treatment. Shame on all of you. I have two books by her on the shelf in my office and she's smarter than all of you combined.

                        Fucking children.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • Indy Coug
                          Heartless Bastard
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 18747

                          #57
                          Everything in life is an approximation.

                          http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                          • YOhio
                            Hipster Mode
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26165

                            #58
                            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            A pathetic little man mocks the appearance of others, especially women, when he won't subject himself to the same treatment. Shame on all of you. I have two books by her on the shelf in my office and she's smarter than all of you combined.

                            Fucking children.
                            Seriously. Its easy to see why Jesus didn't tell anyone about his wife or Heavenly Father doesn't talk about Heavenly Mother. Too many superficial jerks.

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                            • FN Phat
                              I ♥ gateway sex
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 8691

                              #59
                              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                              A pathetic little man mocks the appearance of others, especially women, when he won't subject himself to the same treatment. Shame on all of you. I have two books by her on the shelf in my office and she's smarter than all of you combined.

                              Fucking children.
                              I don't think Jesus uses the F-word
                              Last edited by FN Phat; 09-18-2012, 02:21 PM.
                              I'm your huckleberry.


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                              • myboynoah
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 21719

                                #60
                                I've yet to vote in this poll. I'm still weighing the options.

                                EDIT: and wap is right; you guys are jerks.
                                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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