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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #1

    The Marriage(s)(?) of Jesus

    Was Jesus married during mortality?
    49
    Yes, to Mary Magdalene
    48.98%
    24
    Yes, to Martha
    0.00%
    0
    Yes, to Mary and Martha
    16.33%
    8
    Yes, but to some other woman
    8.16%
    4
    Yes, but to multiple other women
    8.16%
    4
    Jesus was never married during mortality
    18.37%
    9
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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #2
    of course he was, silly Rabbi.
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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69497

      #3
      How could anyone know that?
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      • old_gregg
        scaly man fish
        • Nov 2009
        • 16915

        #4
        already proved by the da vinci code, dummies
        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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        • Indy Coug
          Heartless Bastard
          • Dec 2008
          • 18747

          #5
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          How could anyone know that?
          You should just paste that quote as a banner on The Foyer home page.
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          • UtahDan
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            • Nov 2008
            • 14496

            #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            of course he was, silly Rabbi.
            I voted yes but to some other woman based on DDD's argument here. In his culture he would have very likely been married and would note have been called rabbi were he not. But I'm not aware of persuasive evidence that he was married to anyone in particular.

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            • The Fourth Nephite
              Junior Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 781

              #7
              I didn't vote because my option wasn't available. I would have voted "yes, but who knows to who?".
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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #8
                Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                I voted yes but to some other woman based on DDD's argument here. In his culture he would have very likely been married and would note have been called rabbi were he not. But I'm not aware of persuasive evidence that he was married to anyone in particular.
                Word.

                Jewish cultural practices aside, I am not sure how Mormons can believe Jesus was NOT married.

                We frequently refer to 2 Ne to explain why Jesus went through the trouble of being baptized despite being sinless...namely, to obey a commandment and provide an example.

                Why would he be exempt from the equally important requisite for exaltation, which is marriage?

                It makes more sense (and is more consistent) to me to assume He was married. As you stated, the identity of his wife is far less "certain," as it were.
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                • Sleeping in EQ
                  Philosopher of Men
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 4188

                  #9
                  The Church has no official declaration on Jesus' marital status. I do not believe he was married, though.
                  We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                  • Sullyute
                    a day late/a dollar short
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 3308

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                    The Church has no official declaration on Jesus' marital status. I do not believe he was married, though.
                    Is this because the saducees and pharasees (spelling?) called him a wine bibber and a sinner but not an adulterer? As much time as he spent with women in the scriptures and as close as they seemed to be with him, that those leaders who were against him would have made the fornication charge?

                    It does appear strange that some many women would be named in the new testamet but his wife would not.

                    Also that he cared enough about his mother that while on the cross he told john to take care of her, but no mention of his wife.
                    Last edited by Sullyute; 05-02-2012, 12:59 PM.
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                    • Indy Coug
                      Heartless Bastard
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 18747

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                      Is this because the saducees and pharasees (spelling?) called him a wine bibber and a sinner but not an adulterer? As much time as he spent with women in the scriptures and as close as they seemed to be with him, that those leaders who were against him would have made the fornication charge?

                      It does appear strange that some many women would be named in the new testamet but his wife would not.

                      Also that he cared enough about his mother that while on the cross he told john to take care of her, but no mention of his wife.
                      Editorial license?
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                      • Blueintheface
                        Senior Member
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 15382

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                        Is this because the saducees and pharasees (spelling?) called him a wine bibber and a sinner but not an adulterer? As much time as he spent with women in the scriptures and as close as they seemed to be with him, that those leaders who were against him would have made the fornication charge?

                        It does appear strange that some many women would be named in the new testamet but his wife would not.

                        Also that he cared enough about his mother that while on the cross he told john to take care of her, but no mention of his wife
                        Removed at the Council perhaps?
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                        • Sullyute
                          a day late/a dollar short
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 3308

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                          Editorial license?
                          Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                          Removed at the Council perhaps?
                          Perhaps. There is definitely precedent for this as some historians believe jewish leaders did the same thing by removing Asherah from the Old Testament.

                          I was just pondering on the potential reasons behind SIEQ's position.
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                          • Sleeping in EQ
                            Philosopher of Men
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4188

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                            Is this because the saducees and pharasees (spelling?) called him a wine bibber and a sinner but not an adulterer? As much time as he spent with women in the scriptures and as close as they seemed to be with him, that those leaders who were against him would have made the fornication charge?

                            It does appear strange that some many women would be named in the new testamet but his wife would not.

                            Also that he cared enough about his mother that while on the cross he told john to take care of her, but no mention of his wife.
                            Those are circumstantial facts, and we could speculate about them, but my thinking is based elsewhere.

                            I'm familiar with the "rabbi" argument and don't find it persuasive. Jesus did not hold any office within Judaism--including that of rabbi--which is why Jewish authorities asked "by what authority" he did this or that. Jesus would not have been able to officiate in the temple, for example. In my judgment, the application of "rabbi" to Jesus is generic.
                            We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                            • Indy Coug
                              Heartless Bastard
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 18747

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                              Those are circumstantial facts, and we could speculate about them, but my thinking is based elsewhere.

                              I'm familiar with the "rabbi" argument and don't find it persuasive. Jesus did not hold any office within Judaism--including that of rabbi--which is why Jewish authorities asked "by what authority" he did this or that. Jesus would not have been able to officiate in the temple, for example. In my judgment, the application of "rabbi" to Jesus is generic.
                              How would we know if he held an office or not?
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