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  • Originally posted by nikuman View Post
    I often wonder if I am doing something wrong. I taught the same lesson two weeks ago, only I made it clear we can believe this only symbolically, and when asked after class I actually said I believes it to be myth and that I subscribed to the theory of evolution generally. Nobody shot me for that.
    Boyd would be pissed
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius

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    • Originally posted by Soccermom View Post
      Someone is paying a little too much attention to what lies underneath a woman's clothing. Was it the same guy who made all four points? Those last two. . . maybe reveal a scary reality about the man who said them.
      Same guy; our former bishop, who I have mentioned before. My main takeaway from it was that I told my wife not to bend down to pick up anything when near him.

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      • Listening to the damn fourteen points again. Ugh.

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        • Originally posted by Slim View Post
          That would be very hard to sit through.


          Originally posted by nikuman View Post
          I often wonder if I am doing something wrong. I taught the same lesson two weeks ago, only I made it clear we can believe this only symbolically, and when asked after class I actually said I believes it to be myth and that I subscribed to the theory of evolution generally. Nobody shot me for that.
          Yeah my wife was upset about it. I sort of tuned out after that. My wife has taught plenty of geology or general science classes at BYU or BYUI and has to deal with that kind of sentiment. While most don't' seem to have a problem there are always a handful of students that are extremely opposed to evolution and are appalled that it is even being taught.

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          • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
            Boyd would be pissed
            Mormon Matters just did a great episode on the history or Mormon theology as relates to evolution. Panel included two BYU profs (Duane Jeffery and Steve Peck). Interestingly the whole anti-evolution sentiment which is not the doctrine of the church but still seems to prevail came along with Joseph Fielding Smith and Bruce McConkie. Prior to that it was very much the opposite. Very interesting discussion, with everything talked about every well cited from authority.

            "Diversity of opinion does not necessitate intolerance of spirit, nor should it embitter or set rational beings against each other. ... Our religion is not hostile to real science. That which is demonstrated, we accept with joy; but vain philosophy, human theory and mere speculations of men, we do not accept nor do we adopt anything contrary to divine revelation or to good common sense." First Presidency message, Christmas 1910.
            http://mormonmatters.org/2011/08/23/...and-evolution/

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            • Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
              Mormon Matters just did a great episode on the history or Mormon theology as relates to evolution. Panel included two BYU profs (Duane Jeffery and Steve Peck). Interestingly the whole anti-evolution sentiment which is not the doctrine of the church but still seems to prevail came along with Joseph Fielding Smith and Bruce McConkie. Prior to that it was very much the opposite. Very interesting discussion, with everything talked about every well cited from authority.



              http://mormonmatters.org/2011/08/23/...and-evolution/
              I saw that, haven't had a chance to listen to it. I think I may send it to a few family members who seem to think (thanks to Packer) that evolution is completely incompatible with Mormon belief, to the point that you cannot support evolution and be a Mormon. They have similar feelings about Democrats who call themselves Mormon.
              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
              Alessandro Manzoni

              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

              pelagius

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              • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                From Priesthood today.


                3. Black dresses are in fashion now. This has led to many women wearing black bras to the temple, and wearing them. As husbands, we need to remind our wives to bring white bras to the temple.
                I wore a black bra to the temple on my wedding day. I had on a black blouse so I wore a black bra. It was my freakin' wedding day and it didn't even occur to me that I would need a white bra to wear under my wedding dress. I guess I had other things on my mind. Anyway, I had to send my mom out to the car to dig through my luggage and find a white bra.
                What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                -Teenage Dirtbag

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                • The ward that meets at 11 in our building sang "God Be With You Til We Meet Again" as its rest him. Since our EQ meets at the other end of the cultural hall/overflow, a few of us enjoyed a good laugh at that..."don't leave yet, we still have one more speaker."
                  "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                  Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                  • I learned in Elder's quorum that the reason why it's so important to have a current temple recommend is that if you die without one, you can't go to the celestial kingdom.
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                      I learned in Elder's quorum that the reason why it's so important to have a current temple recommend is that if you die without one, you can't go to the celestial kingdom.
                      No wonder we went to a bar code system...
                      "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                      Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                      • Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                        No wonder we went to a bar code system...
                        Now all the quotes about how the Lord allowed computers to be invented for temple work make sense!
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • My wife was just called to be a cub scout den mother for 9 year olds.

                          lol @ MMM.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • I learned that my 12 year old can actually say 6 consecutive sentences without muttering inaudibly.
                            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                            -Rick Majerus

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                            • I attended church at my moms ward where one othe primary kids informed during the primary program that "Joseph Smith saw two personages who defiled his description."

                              Don't I know now that feels!
                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                              • My 4 year old gave a talk about how we need to repair ourselves to go on a mission.

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