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  • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    So, according to my wife, who was just dumbfounded, in Relief Society she learned that men are called to be bishop because women are jealous, catty, and would be too emotional about other people's problems. No one challenged the teacher's assertion.
    I hope that was because everyone was too shocked and too embarrassed for the teacher.

    Heck, if anyone wants to experience jealous, catty and emotional men, all they have to do is hang around on this board for a day or two.
    Last edited by LA Ute; 03-20-2011, 01:49 PM.
    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
    ― W.H. Auden


    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


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    • Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
      Heck, if anyone wants to experience jealous, catty and emotional men, all they have to do is hanging around on this board for a day or two.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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      • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        That is awesome!
        That looks like a member of my family.

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        • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          So, according to my wife, who was just dumbfounded, in Relief Society she learned that men are called to be bishop because women are jealous, catty, and would be too emotional about other people's problems. No one challenged the teacher's assertion.
          You'd think in a group of catty, emotional women someone would get upset about this.
          "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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          "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            I've got this one covered, folks. Mormon Jesus:

            Doctorcoug = Mormon Jesus

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            • I learned today from one of the 12 year olds in my class that "beards are not reverent," and that is the reason that a student should not have a beard at an institution named after a person famous for his beard.

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              • That with a teething baby you are better off staying home.
                *Banned*

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                • Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                  That with a teething baby you are better off staying home.
                  Yeah, that definitely sucks. Hopefully sleep is in the realm of possibilities during the next few nights.
                  "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                  "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

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                  -Rick Majerus

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                  • I learned that I better get used to sitting in the foyer for the next 5 months until my baby can go to nursery.
                    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                    -Turtle
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                    • I learned that "intellectuals are posessed of the spirit of anti-Christ."
                      We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                      • Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                        I learned that I better get used to sitting in the foyer for the next 5 months until my baby can go to nursery.
                        Home would be much more comfortable for yourself and the kid.

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                        • Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                          I learned that "intellectuals are posessed of the spirit of anti-Christ."
                          please tell me you didn't let that go unchallenged.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                            please tell me you didn't let that go unchallenged.
                            I challenged it, and am now on the #%#! list of the first counselor in the Bishopric (who said it).
                            We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                            • Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                              I challenged it, and am now on the #%#! list of the first counselor in the Bishopric (who said it).
                              I see he's studied bkp well then. I'd love to have been present for that exchange. Please, elaborate, if you feel so inclined.
                              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                              Alessandro Manzoni

                              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                              pelagius

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                              • Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                                I see he's studied bkp well then. I'd love to have been present for that exchange. Please, elaborate, if you feel so inclined.
                                The lesson was on the parables of Jesus. Matthew 13 was the reading. The teacher suggested--in ignorance--that Jesus' method of teaching was anti-intellectual--and the counselor took up the refrain.

                                I suggested that Jesus met people on their own terms--that he knew how to teach the experts in the law, children, outcasts, women, the rank-and-file Jew.

                                I was admonished not to "take offense." It wasn't, of course, an issue of me taking offense, it was an issue of him being an asshole and a cultural bias that is fed by both political and religious streams.

                                Being "the other" in your own church sucks.
                                We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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