I learned in church today

[CardiacCoug]

Ha! That's awesome Dwight.

I agree with the approach of your primary pianist -- "I have no idea. Good question." is the best response in those situations.

[Sleeping in EQ]

The HPGL reported that a less-active super patriot in my ward says he had to "bug out" from the church.

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[Topper]

The HPGL reported that a less-active super patriot in my ward says he had to "bug out" from the church.

?

I can't tell if you are happy about that, or simply not surprised, given your sarcastic comment.

[Sleeping in EQ]

I can't tell if you are happy about that, or simply not surprised, given your sarcastic comment.

Not trying to be sarcastic, I just haven't the phrase "bug out," outside of a military context.

[Topper]

Not trying to be sarcastic, I just haven't the phrase "bug out," outside of a military context.

That would be the context where I would most expect it to be used. Is the GL military? Did he mean the guy had to leave for something fun or that he has left the Church because he is now disaffected?

[Paperback Writer]

Not trying to be sarcastic, I just haven't the phrase "bug out," outside of a military context.

Have the Danites been ruled out?

[byu71]

I didn't know the term "bug out" was not a general term. Like did you see the car "bug out". The guy "bugged out" after getting crushed at the poker table. Lot's more. Can I google "bug out" and find out how it should be properly used?

[Katy Lied]

I love Relief Society humor:

Conducting: Anyone have a Good News moment?
Sister 1: Yes, my sister-in-law had a baby, 9 lbs 7 ounces last week Tuesday.
Conducting: Great! Do you know if he's walking yet?

[jay santos]

George Warshington had his left hand on the Bible and his right arm raised to the square when he prayed and covenanted to God for his army. Angel Moroni appeared to General Warshington.

[myboynoah]

George Warshington had his left hand on the Bible and his right arm raised to the square when he prayed and covenanted to God for his army. Angel Moroni appeared to General Warshington.

Cool story. Details please.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Cool story. Details please.

Isn't his simple testimony enough details for you? Or are you needing a sign?

[myboynoah]

Isn't his simple testimony enough details for you? Or are you needing a sign?

Hey, even Thomas ended up having a pretty cool experience. All I'm asking for are details, like who, what, when, where, and how.

[jay santos]

TIL what it would sound like if the sloth from zootopia was directing the congregation in Battle Hymn of the Republic.

[SCcoug]

TIL what it would sound like if the sloth from zootopia was directing the congregation in Battle Hymn of the Republic.

That was us last week. We were singing it at 60% of the listed tempo.

[thesaint258]

The recently-returned missionary informed us that serving on the East Coast is equivalent to serving a foreign mission. He also read each verse of Did You Think to Pray.