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  • http://kutv.com/news/local/lds-churc...dered-apostasy

    http://kutv.com/news/local/lds-churc...rom-membership

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    • Next time the missionaries come over for dinner, and hope I'll be inspired to refer my friends to them to teach, I will make sure they know that my only friends are gay people with kids.
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • Well, shit.

        We can baptize kids whose parents live in sin, just not kids with THOSE parents.

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        • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
          Well, shit.

          We can baptize kids whose parents live in sin, just not kids with THOSE parents.
          I'm usually pretty meh about most of these church announcements, this one really bothers me. So are we changing article of faith 2?
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
            I'm usually pretty meh about most of these church announcements, this one really bothers me. So are we changing article of faith 2?
            no, we are protecting the poor kids from the possibility of conflict between their families in the church. just like we were saving black folks from crashing the priesthood car by withholding keys.
            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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            • I learned that baptism isnt really important until you are 18. Well, it isnt important if you have gay parents. But otherwise it is. or something

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              • Originally posted by Copelius View Post
                I loved my time as a GD teacher. I do like it better not having a ward calling. By the time I am released/retired/kicked out, I will hopefully be able to slide back in as a choir director. By the way, in keeping with the thread, I learned that the mandatory retirement age is not soon enough for some. I sat in front of a guy who had last all control of his vibrato today. To think that the choir used to all sound like him.
                What's more unusual, the men that use Vibratos, or the fact that they can lose control of them during practice?
                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                • Originally posted by Maximus View Post
                  I learned that baptism isnt really important until you are 18. Well, it isnt important if you have gay parents. But otherwise it is. or something
                  I'm predicting that this will be a major issue and will come back to bite the brethren.

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                  • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                    Next time the missionaries come over for dinner, and hope I'll be inspired to refer my friends to them to teach, I will make sure they know that my only friends are gay people with kids.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                    • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                      I'm predicting that this will be a major issue and will come back to bite the brethren.
                      Haha. Clack is in the right room.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • I didn't think I'd see anyone defending this policy so soon, but I saw a couple people doing so on my Facebook feed this morning.

                        Their arguments seem to be as follows:

                        1. Children of polygamist families can't get baptized, either.

                        2. Homosexuality is a really, really serious sin.

                        3. God said so, and that's good enough for me.

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                        • Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
                          I didn't think I'd see anyone defending this policy so soon, but I saw a couple people doing so on my Facebook feed this morning.

                          Their arguments seem to be as follows:

                          1. Children of polygamist families can't get baptized, either.

                          2. Homosexuality is a really, really serious sin.

                          3. God said so, and that's good enough for me.
                          I saw someone post the Bednar "And nothing shall offend them" offended. Nice touch.
                          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • something something love one another*

                            * - unless that other person is a child of a gay marriage
                            Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                            - Howard Aiken

                            Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                            - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                            • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                              Well, shit.

                              We can baptize kids whose parents live in sin, just not kids with THOSE parents.
                              Apparently, children of polygamists can't be baptized either. I did not know that. I also did not realize that we don't punish the children for the sins of the fathers had an escape clause, "except when we don't."

                              The leadership is doubling down on its anti-gay marriage stance.
                              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                              • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                Haha. Clack is in the right room.
                                I'm sorry. I was drinking last night and stepped out of Clack mode.

                                I can do better, and vow to do so.

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