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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30704

    #6586
    Originally posted by Commando View Post
    AND IT'S ALL THE BISHOP'S FAULT!!
    Dude, how did you hear about this story that happened in my mission?
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • SandYFan
      Junior Member
      • May 2013
      • 754

      #6587
      My KSL app just told me Elder Scott died today.

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      • Sullyute
        a day late/a dollar short
        • Jul 2010
        • 3308

        #6588
        With only two weeks to General Conference, Do you think that they wait to replace his spot until April? Since they are already reviewing candidates for the other two spots i would guess they just pull the trigger on all three now.
        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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        • DrumNFeather
          Invisible Swordsman
          • Nov 2008
          • 8854

          #6589
          Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
          With only two weeks to General Conference, Do you think that they wait to replace his spot until April? Since they are already reviewing candidates for the other two spots i would guess they just pull the trigger on all three now.
          Probably. I think these callings are made pretty late in the game.
          "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

          Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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          • BlueK
            Senior Member
            • May 2011
            • 7112

            #6590
            Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
            That's nothing. Last open mic sunday, a lady in our ward got up and bore a tearful testimony right at the end. When she was done, she apologized and called her self a "big boob." The bishop got up and told her how much he appreciated her testimony and stated, "Sister soandso, we love big boobs."
            Goatnapper is your bishop!

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69416

              #6591
              Originally posted by BlueK View Post
              Goatnapper is your bishop!
              Does goatnapper even do boob jokes anymore? Poor guy is a shell of his former self.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Goatnapper'96
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 10909

                #6592
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                Does goatnapper even do boob jokes anymore? Poor guy is a shell of his former self.
                BYU lost to a FCS team the night we retired Jim McMahon's jersey. Well that and I am growing older.
                Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
                -General George S. Patton

                I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
                -DOCTOR Wuap

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69416

                  #6593
                  Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                  BYU lost to a FCS team the night we retired Jim McMahon's jersey. Well that and I am growing older.
                  I miss the old goatnapper.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Dwight Schr-ute
                    Members Only
                    • May 2011
                    • 4917

                    #6594
                    Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                    Probably. I think these callings are made pretty late in the game.
                    This probably wasn't too much of a surprise to anyone.
                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                    • All-American
                      Right, as Usual
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 15637

                      #6595
                      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                      Probably. I think these callings are made pretty late in the game.
                      Right. I'm only familiar with two instances but the calls were both issued the week of conference.
                      τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #6596
                        Originally posted by All-American View Post
                        Right. I'm only familiar with two instances but the calls were both issued the week of conference.
                        I'll make sure I keep my phone charged next week.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • pellegrino
                          miserere me
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 12100

                          #6597
                          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          I'll make sure I keep my phone charged next week.
                          what's the line on that?
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • Clark Addison
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 10288

                            #6598
                            If they call three BYU sports fans to the quorum next month, it could really swing things. What is it now? I admit I don't keep up on this as much as I should.

                            Monson: Utah?
                            Eyring: Utah?
                            Uchtdorf: Bayern Munich
                            Nelson: Utah?
                            Oaks: BYU
                            Ballard: N/A
                            Hales: ???
                            Holland: BYU
                            Bednar: BYU
                            Cook: Aggies?
                            Christofferson: BYU?
                            Andersen: BYU?

                            OK, that's a lot of question marks, but by my count I have BYU up, 5 to 3. Make two or three of these newly called apostles BYU fans, and we could turn this into a rout.

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165

                              #6599
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              I miss the old goatnapper.
                              Not me. He was all hat and no cattle. California prep trying to act like an Idaho redneck. Was kind of embarrassing for all of us.

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                              • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                Time to camp
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 26082

                                #6600
                                It would be super crazy to see 2-3 guys from CS picked.
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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