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  • Bruiserstone
    Junior Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 97

    #4801
    Originally posted by wally View Post
    LOL! This makes me think that when we hear about these little details over the pulpit we are really hearing about that particular dude's fetish. Bag strap accross the chest, yoga pants, tight turtlenecks, whatever the specificity, that dude is really only publicly advertising what gets him going. This is probably why they bring in the sisters sometimes to get specific, which only advertises the same for what turns their husbands' head.
    "What gets him going." Nicely stated my friend.

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    • CardiacCoug
      вот так штука
      • Nov 2008
      • 11013

      #4802
      Originally posted by wally View Post
      LOL! This makes me think that when we hear about these little details over the pulpit we are really hearing about that particular dude's fetish. Bag strap accross the chest, yoga pants, tight turtlenecks, whatever the specificity, that dude is really only publicly advertising what gets him going. This is probably why they bring in the sisters sometimes to get specific, which only advertises the same for what turns their husbands' head.
      Yup.

      Another example is the guy who tries to tell women they shouldn't breastfeed somewhere.

      Honestly, never would occur to me to try to tell a woman how to dress or where to breastfeed, etc. None of my damn business.

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      • Topper
        Pre-Historic Man
        • Nov 2011
        • 11764

        #4803
        There is a lot of good counsel inside the Church. There is also a lot of hogwash.
        "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

        Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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        • CardiacCoug
          вот так штука
          • Nov 2008
          • 11013

          #4804
          Originally posted by wally View Post
          LOL! This makes me think that when we hear about these little details over the pulpit we are really hearing about that particular dude's fetish. Bag strap accross the chest, yoga pants, tight turtlenecks, whatever the specificity, that dude is really only publicly advertising what gets him going. This is probably why they bring in the sisters sometimes to get specific, which only advertises the same for what turns their husbands' head.
          The creepy thing about this is when my 12-year old daughter comes home from Junior High telling me about the male teachers that are the self-appointed dress code enforcers about shirts and skirt/short length with her and her friends.

          Seriously it sort of makes me want to go to the school and ask the teachers WTF are they looking at?

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69505

            #4805
            Originally posted by Topper View Post
            There is a lot of good counsel inside the Church. There is also a lot of hogwash.
            That is deep, man.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Topper
              Pre-Historic Man
              • Nov 2011
              • 11764

              #4806
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              That is deep, man.
              I aim to please.

              As a side note, I recollect SIEQ giving some good counsel on the distinction between dress and perceived modesty and chastity. It was useful.
              "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

              Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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              • Moliere
                One man.....one pie
                • Oct 2009
                • 27809

                #4807
                The only way to combat those types of lessons is to ask specific questions....

                "Is it okay for women to wear swimsuits or should they also wear board shorts and t-shirts over them?"

                "What about semi-tight capris that are kind of like yoga pants but not fully?"

                "How long should a woman keep her hair so as to not tempt men?"

                Usually by the second or third question the presenter gets where you are going and then backtracks a bit.
                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                • Topper
                  Pre-Historic Man
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 11764

                  #4808
                  Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                  The only way to combat those types of lessons is to ask specific questions....

                  "Is it okay for women to wear swimsuits or should they also wear board shorts and t-shirts over them?"

                  "What about semi-tight capris that are kind of like yoga pants but not fully?"

                  "How long should a woman keep her hair so as to not tempt men?"

                  Usually by the second or third question the presenter gets where you are going and then backtracks a bit.
                  On one hand, you can be silent.
                  Or, are you doing more good by speaking up and showing others not everybody believes such hogwash? Most of us go along to get along. When somebody is preaching pure crap, somebody should stop that person in his tracks.

                  It is difficult to know because a hardline believer or disbeliever won't listen. OTOH, I remember once a hardliner was teaching in High Priest Group, and started rambling on how the "liberals" now had a Gospel of Judas. I politely corrected him that it was a gnostic gospel that reflected the beliefs of a minority Christian group during the first century. He stopped, didn't know what to say and then thanked me. A little light correction sometimes goes a long ways.
                  Last edited by Topper; 03-21-2014, 03:33 PM.
                  "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                  Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                  • Bruiserstone
                    Junior Member
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 97

                    #4809
                    Schrute should have called his steak presidency out during the lesson. Ballsy!

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                    • Pelado
                      Bald not naked
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 21096

                      #4810
                      Originally posted by Bruiserstone View Post
                      Schrute should have called his steak presidency out during the lesson. Ballsy!
                      Wouldn't he have had to be there to call them out?
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • creekster
                        It is NOT a monkey!
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22661

                        #4811
                        Originally posted by Bruiserstone View Post
                        Schrute should have called his steak presidency out during the lesson. Ballsy!
                        More like tasty!
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                        • Bruiserstone
                          Junior Member
                          • Feb 2013
                          • 97

                          #4812
                          Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                          Wouldn't he have had to be there to call them out?
                          Tushay, he was in the building but not in the meeting.

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                          • Bruiserstone
                            Junior Member
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 97

                            #4813
                            Stake! Maybe I got barbecue on the mind.

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25231

                              #4814
                              Originally posted by Bruiserstone View Post
                              Tushay, he was in the building but not in the meeting.
                              Wallah!
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • SoCalCoug
                                Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5214

                                #4815
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                Wallah!
                                Dido.
                                If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                                "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                                "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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