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  • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
    I hate to be Mr. Obvious but a single Tylenol Migraine pill has 65 mg of caffeine. I've found when I pop one before church, I feel like a new pair of shoes.
    Folks could try something like a 5 Hour Energy or equivalent. It's 6 pairs of new shoes at the same time. It doesn't make church any more enjoyable but it eliminates/ prevents headaches.

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    • Originally posted by AggieIam View Post
      Folks could try something like a 5 Hour Energy or equivalent. It's 6 pairs of new shoes at the same time. It doesn't make church any more enjoyable but it eliminates/ prevents headaches.
      I have tried those a few times and couldn't detect any lift at all. Wondered if it was all a scam.
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        I have tried those a few times and couldn't detect any lift at all. Wondered if it was all a scam.
        I spent the usual church block in a redwood grove near cazadero, california, playing my guitar. My wife was singing. I was wearing a tie dyed shirt. This has nothing to do with church.
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • Originally posted by creekster View Post
          I spent the usual church block in a redwood grove near cazadero, california, playing my guitar. My wife was singing. I was wearing a tie dyed shirt. This has nothing to do with church.
          Nothing to feel bad about, Creekster. As the Good Book says, "Where two or three hippies are gathered together, playing guitar and singing, there am I in the midst of them."
          Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
          --William Blake, via Shpongle

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          • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
            Nothing to feel bad about, Creekster. As the Good Book says, "Where two or three hippies are gathered together, playing guitar and singing, there am I in the midst of them."
            if by hippies the book meant aging hippy wannabe, then I agree.
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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            • Originally posted by creekster View Post
              I spent the usual church block in a redwood grove near cazadero, california, playing my guitar. My wife was singing. I was wearing a tie dyed shirt. This has nothing to do with church.
              Jesus is just alright with you!
              We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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              • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                Nothing to feel bad about, Creekster. As the Good Book says, "Where two or three hippies are gathered together, playing guitar and singing, there am I in the midst of them."
                I think the bible only counts priesthood holders as people.
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  I have tried those a few times and couldn't detect any lift at all. Wondered if it was all a scam.
                  I think 5-hour is placebo. There are a few truck stop shots that are definitely powerful, 5-hour never seems to do anything to me.
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    I have tried those a few times and couldn't detect any lift at all. Wondered if it was all a scam.
                    Try a red line sometime. 5 hours don't do much for me either but red lines sure do.

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                    • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                      I think 5-hour is placebo. There are a few truck stop shots that are definitely powerful, 5-hour never seems to do anything to me.
                      Maybe you are past feeling?

                      I took enough Tylenol to kill a horse but avoided the Coke (I have plenty Coke Zero in the fridge) as I wanted to sleep it off since the Tylenol did nothing. It probably didn't help that I rode 50 miles, helped a family move for 3 hours and did 2 hours or yard work.....all in August in Houston. However it might not have hurt given that I've gotten a headache at church every week for the past year at least.
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                        I have tried those a few times and couldn't detect any lift at all. Wondered if it was all a scam.
                        Same here.

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                        • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                          Maybe you are past feeling?

                          I took enough Tylenol to kill a horse but avoided the Coke (I have plenty Coke Zero in the fridge) as I wanted to sleep it off since the Tylenol did nothing. It probably didn't help that I rode 50 miles, helped a family move for 3 hours and did 2 hours or yard work.....all in August in Houston. However it might not have hurt given that I've gotten a headache at church every week for the past year at least.
                          Any industrial pollution near the church building? Call Erin Brokovich.
                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                            Any industrial pollution near the church building? Call Erin Brokovich.
                            That movie is rated R, I doubt a faithful church member has seen it.
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              That movie is rated R, I doubt a faithful church member has seen it.
                              I've seen it, in fact I think it's on my DVR right now.....of course MJ may have recorded it not knowing that it's rated R since she's seen the edited version. I'm also a faithful member. Looks like Mr. Doubting needs to have more faith....
                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                              • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                That movie is rated R, I doubt a faithful church member has seen it.
                                Like Moliere's Mrs., I too have seen the edited version. My Mrs. is pretty adamant about such things, so I rarely watch R-rated shows.
                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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