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  • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    I always wear a suit, rarely a white shirt or tie.
    I never wear a suit but pretty much always a white shirt and tie. I'm the yin to your yang.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • I still rock a short white some of the time. I used to do it because it was awesome and comfortable. But now that I know that it tick's DH off, I'll be doing it weekly. Pics to follow!
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • I will add another experience... I went to an early morning stake priesthood meeting on "respecting women" (by the way, leaving your wife home alone to get all of your kids ready for church on the morning of a baby blessing is not a great idea, even if you are learning how to respect her more). Young men were encouraged to come to this meeting as well. So they showed a slide show of pictures taken of the girls in the stake (in full pioneer garb) while on trek. They talked about how girls are not objects and that we shouldn't look at them as objects but as friends and daughters of God, etc. etc. Later on in the meeting a counselor in the stake presidency gets up and restarts the slide show of pictures and says these girls are much better to look at than me so I will run this duing my talk. I got a laugh out of the irony of that statement.
        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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        • Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
          I still rock a short white some of the time. I used to do it because it was awesome and comfortable. But now that I know that it tick's DH off, I'll be doing it weekly. Pics to follow!
          By all means. This is the kind of fashion I've learned to expect from doctors. I won't name names.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
            I will add another experience... I went to an early morning stake priesthood meeting on "respecting women" (by the way, leaving your wife home alone to get all of your kids ready for church on the morning of a baby blessing is not a great idea, even if you are learning how to respect her more). Young men were encouraged to come to this meeting as well. So they showed a slide show of pictures taken of the girls in the stake (in full pioneer garb) while on trek. They talked about how girls are not objects and that we shouldn't look at them as objects but as friends and daughters of God, etc. etc. Later on in the meeting a counselor in the stake presidency gets up and restarts the slide show of pictures and says these girls are much better to look at than me so I will run this duing my talk. I got a laugh out of the irony of that statement.
            This creeps me out on a lot of levels.

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            • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              By all means. This is the kind of fashion I've learned to expect from doctors. I won't name names.
              Leave wuap out of this.
              "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

              - Ty Cobb

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              • Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                I never wear a suit but pretty much always a white shirt and tie. I'm the yin to your yang.
                Same here. May be overloading on the yin.

                Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                I still rock a short white some of the time. I used to do it because it was awesome and comfortable. But now that I know that it tick's DH off, I'll be doing it weekly. Pics to follow!
                I used to go with the short white pretty regularly. A few years ago, though, I stopped buying the short sleeves since they don't work in the temple.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                  Same here. May be overloading on the yin.
                  I add to the yang and always wear a suit. I usually don't go with the white shirt but usually always wear a tie. (A bolo tie counts, right?)
                  "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                  "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                  "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • I love this line from the CH:

                    "After a priesthood holder hands a sacrament tray to a member, others may pass the tray from one to another for convenience."

                    Well, it's hard to imagine any of the other alternatives being quite as convenient as handing the tray to the person next to you.
                    Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                    --William Blake, via Shpongle

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                    • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                      I love this line from the CH:

                      "After a priesthood holder hands a sacrament tray to a member, others may pass the tray from one to another for convenience."

                      Well, it's hard to imagine any of the other alternatives being quite as convenient as handing the tray to the person next to you.
                      But we don't need to be commanded in all things, dammit!
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        But we don't need to be commanded in all things, dammit!
                        Apparently, we do. Here's another helpful clarification (CH 21.4.8): "Church members should not engage in any form of Satan worship [...]."

                        Good thing that was spelled out for us. You have to imagine that language came after some exasperated 70 or Area Authority finally went to the Q12 and said, "Look, I keep getting this question over and over again. Is there a policy on this or what?"
                        Last edited by Harry Tic; 08-05-2013, 01:46 PM.
                        Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                        --William Blake, via Shpongle

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                        • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                          Apparently, we do. Here's another helpful clarification (CH 21.4.8): "Church members should not engage in any form of Satan worship [...]."

                          Good thing that was spelled out for us.
                          After watching the new temple movie, I, for one, am in the clear there. Phew!
                          I'm like LeBron James.
                          -mpfunk

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                          • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                            I love this line from the CH:

                            "After a priesthood holder hands a sacrament tray to a member, others may pass the tray from one to another for convenience."

                            Well, it's hard to imagine any of the other alternatives being quite as convenient as handing the tray to the person next to you.
                            Yes, and we should just have the 12-year-old girls stand up while they do so.

                            Instant deaconesses.
                            We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                            • Originally posted by Donuthole
                              ...I was only a deacon, but I remember there were two priests in our ward at the time who, mainly to spite my dad, wore all black every week when they blessed the sacrament (they were NKOTB wannabes, with baggy satin dress shirts, 5-pleat slacks, and black ties).
                              When I was a priest, I used to sport a black silk shirt to church. I wore it with my tan corduroy suit, no tie, gold chain. I wasn't trying to make a statement...it was the 70's.
                              "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                              • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                                I add to the yang and always wear a suit. I usually don't go with the white shirt but usually always wear a tie. (A bolo tie counts, right?)
                                It is the only tie that does.
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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