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Originally posted by Donuthole
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I don't know about that, but those Crossfit people are annoying (and this coming from me!). I take great pleasure in destroying the Crossfit teams in the road races I run.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself. -
Fortunately its a good sized, stable ward. We'll have new move-ins as some of the lots in the area get built, but the rapid influx over the last year or so has tapered off. Lots of qualified individuals as candidates for membership/finance clerks. I'm hopeful it will be a fairly smooth transition, but I suppose it depends on whether there will be a big shake-up over other callings or if the new bishopric will be inclined to keep people in their current positions as much as possible.Originally posted by Surfah View PostComment
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That's what I've read on CougarBoard. Huge discussion the other day about it. Very amusing.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostComment
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The first step for recovery from a cult is to admit that you are in oneOriginally posted by thesaint258 View Post
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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It's not a cult. It's just a gym where people regularly get together at specific times in the day to do the same workout while bragging that they did a 250-pound deadlift without hurting their backs this time.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostThe first step for recovery from a cult is to admit that you are in oneNot that, sickos.Comment
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I'm a Crossfit guy. It has done nothing for my sex life.Comment
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My wife is a part of the Crossfit cult. I have no complaints.Originally posted by Shaka View PostComment
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"Dude I"m so sore today" should be the cross fit slogan. I do a little cross fit and enjoy it but I'm careful never to say that.Originally posted by Pheidippides View PostComment
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Due I AM sore today. My post crossfit ritual is to head downstairs to the Lazy Boy and lay there twitching for a couple of hours. It pretty much kills me and I'm relatively sure that kettle bell swings have destroyed one of my shoulders.Originally posted by RC Vikings View PostComment
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I'm mostly joking - I think some of the philosophies are decent enough, although it's not for me - but I always laugh when I see a group of them in matching uniforms at road races.Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
Last time I saw it a group of four was running a marathon relay and talking it up about being the "A" team from Crossfit. I beat the entire team solo with ease in one of the more lackadaisical races I've run in a while.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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You have to be married for it to work... And it usually helps have sex with people other than your wife.Originally posted by Shaka View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Surely all that hammer swinging has strengthened your forearms, no?Originally posted by Shaka View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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