I learned in church today

[RC Vikings]

WILICT #2.

Long time ward members and good friends are getting a divorce. Totally unexpected, out of the blue. I had him pegged as the next Bishop. Been bugging me all afternoon. Do I reach out - Leave alone? Not at church the last two weeks....

Reach out. Some of us at CUF want to know.

[Sleeping in EQ]

Overheard in the clerks office:

"Obama isn't the anti-Christ, but George Soros, who does his thinking for him, very well could be."

[DrumNFeather]

A good EQ lesson isn't complete until someone comments about spending all your money on "hookers and blow." !

[Green Monstah]

WILICT #1.

From a 80 year old doctor, during our WOW lesson 19.

"Not wearing seat belts is against the Word of Wisdom."

When someone responded, and said you could still get a temple recommend even if you didn't wear one, his response was, "If I was in charge, you wouldn't."

WILICT #2.

Long time ward members and good friends are getting a divorce. Totally unexpected, out of the blue. I had him pegged as the next Bishop. Been bugging me all afternoon. Do I reach out - Leave alone? Not at church the last two weeks....

Definitely reach out.

[SoCalCoug]

"We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

Seriously - I'm not sure I want to be part of a church someone who thinks this way belongs to.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

"We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

Maybe the saddest part about this quote is that I have a strong feeling that if you were to ask the utterer if the atonement also covered suicides, the answer would be a resounding "No."

It's nice to have it both ways.

[venkman]

Overheard in the clerks office:

"Obama isn't the anti-Christ, but George Soros, who does his thinking for him, very well could be."

No, the anti-Christ has to have charisma and seem like a good guy. Obama probably is the anti-Christ, Soros would just be the devil.

[OceanBlue]

Church cancelled because of storm. Mellow morning.

[SportUTE]

Primary program. Always enjoyable with tender moments mixed with hilarity. :thumbup:

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[doctorcoug]

Watching sports on Sunday is not keeping the sabbath, according to the primary manual.

via a galaxy s3 far far away

[CardiacCoug]

Having Sacrament Meeting at 9 AM for an entire year is a real challenge because of how difficult it is to get up and make it to church on time (this from a single person so it's not about getting kids ready).

Makes me wonder what time these people get up and going every other day of the week.

[Non Sequitur]

Got another text today from someone in the ward who thinks my phone number belongs to missionaries. The person wanted me to pick up an investigator and give them a ride to Church. I texted back that it wouldn't be a problem and that I would do it. I always say yes to these requests. I should feel bad because the investigators probably got all dressed up and no one picked them up, but strangely I don't.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Got another text today from someone in the ward who thinks my phone number belongs to missionaries. The person wanted me to pick up an investigator and give them a ride to Church. I texted back that it wouldn't be a problem and that I would do it. I always say yes to these requests. I should feel bad because the investigators probably got all dressed up and no one picked them up, but strangely I don't.

[Portland Ute]

Having Sacrament Meeting at 9 AM for an entire year is a real challenge because of how difficult it is to get up and make it to church on time (this from a single person so it's not about getting kids ready).

Makes me wonder what time these people get up and going every other day of the week.

Maybe people just enjoy the chance to sleep in on weekends.

[HauteCoug]

"Women are great, but they need men to help them have more confidence."