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  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    You are aware that they sell that (Dave's) at Costco? Tough to get more mass produced than that.

    We like it too, btw.
    Yes but its not gross or white. :-)

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    • My son said he's got a migraine, and needs to go home. I didn't feel like arguing too much. It seems like FOX NFL Sunday is helping his headache though.
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • Stake Conference!

        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          Stake Conference!



          Us too. We played hookey and went to a park and museum instead.
          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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          • "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

              What the...? Who said this and in what context?

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              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

                Nice.
                "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

                  WTF? Who said that, and in what setting?
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

                    Wow.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      "We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."

                      Someone, much like Joanna Brooks, is a believer in hard truths.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • Missionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          Missionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
                          And yet he will be married within a year so that he can have sex.
                          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                          • Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                            WTF? Who said that, and in what setting?
                            Fortunately it was not over the pulpit. Private conversation with a church leader (stake level).
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              Missionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
                              he sounds miserable.
                              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                              Alessandro Manzoni

                              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                              pelagius

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                              • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                Missionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
                                This guy polishes the rocket. On the regular. I testify that this is true.

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