Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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My son said he's got a migraine, and needs to go home. I didn't feel like arguing too much. It seems like FOX NFL Sunday is helping his headache though."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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"We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Nice.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."
"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Someone, much like Joanna Brooks, is a believer in hard truths.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post"We need to teach people that the atonement can fix anything. And if we get a few suicides along the way, so be it."
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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And yet he will be married within a year so that he can have sex.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostMissionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are.""It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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Fortunately it was not over the pulpit. Private conversation with a church leader (stake level).Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostWTF? Who said that, and in what setting?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostMissionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
he sounds miserable.
Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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This guy polishes the rocket. On the regular. I testify that this is true.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostMissionary reporting on his mission, "people who have sex are miserable, they might believe they are happy but I testify that they are miserable. It is our job to show them how miserable they are."
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