I learned in church today

[Donuthole]

Too bad the didn't throw in outer darkness.

Texas

[Parrot Head]

Now that was funny!

The entertainment value of this thread has improved dramatically from the vacuum cleaner discussion of earlier.

Yes and Yes!

"If he had a death wish, that's okay with me."

[HauteCoug]

Today I learned that it's perfectly normal to turn to the girl sitting next to you in Sunday School, ask her to hold your cell phone, and then say, "put your number in please." And that it's perfectly normal to do this despite not even knowing the girl.

*headdesk*

[Babs]

Texas

[Topper]

So have you decided what you are going to do?

This is a multiple choice option. Or are you always right and never wrong?

[Topper]

This thread is for LDS members, sorry.

No cheerleaders?

[Uncle Ted]

Texas

:rockon2:

[pellegrino]

This is an object lesson on one positive of Correlation.

this seems to be a common talking point, so much that I can't remember any other positives that pro correlationists put forth.

[Sleeping in EQ]

this seems to be a common talking point, so much that I can't remember any other positives that pro correlationists put forth.

Indeed, and I can't but wonder how correlation is so virtuous when things like this happen when it is on watch. Of course, part of the problem is that the LDS Church's tight, centralized, overly simplified correlation actually fosters teacher tantrums, resentment, and gossip. It fosters threads like this one.

In a less correlated church, the artificial politeness and cookie-cutter answers can give way to healthy dialogue. We can be reasonably open, but respectful, about different views. We can open the window and air out some ward-level vendettas. We can be more agreeable in our disagreements.

In short, we can grow up.

[LA Ute]

this seems to be a common talking point, so much that I can't remember any other positives that pro correlationists put forth.

It was really just a joke.

[Tex]

Indeed, and I can't but wonder how correlation is so virtuous when things like this happen when it is on watch. Of course, part of the problem is that the LDS Church's tight, centralized, overly simplified correlation actually fosters teacher tantrums, resentment, and gossip. It fosters threads like this one.

I've been around a long time, and I have yet to witness a "teacher tantrum." Great phrase, though.

In a less correlated church, the artificial politeness and cookie-cutter answers can give way to healthy dialogue. We can be reasonably open, but respectful, about different views. We can open the window and air out some ward-level vendettas. We can be more agreeable in our disagreements.

In short, we can grow up.

Just like here!

[Moliere]

Indeed, and I can't but wonder how correlation is so virtuous when things like this happen when it is on watch. Of course, part of the problem is that the LDS Church's tight, centralized, overly simplified correlation actually fosters teacher tantrums, resentment, and gossip. It fosters threads like this one.

In a less correlated church, the artificial politeness and cookie-cutter answers can give way to healthy dialogue. We can be reasonably open, but respectful, about different views. We can open the window and air out some ward-level vendettas. We can be more agreeable in our disagreements.

In short, we can grow up.

So true.

[snowcat]

So have you decided what you are going to do?

Offending betimes with sharpness....

[Indy Coug]

Just like here!

That's a great thread. It brings back a lot of great memories.


P.S. I was on a roll back then.

[NorthwestUteFan]

that's pretty awesome. I wish I could have witnessed that conversation as a neutral bystander.

No kidding. Further, I would love to know how and at which point of her life the woman chose to be straight.