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Originally posted by pellegrino View Posteh . . . maybe.
Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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That's part of the correlated material now?Originally posted by Surfah View PostI learned what an aborted fetus looks like.
"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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I can't believe that more details of this haven't come out yet. I just can't consider ANY context where this would have made any sense/been even remotely appropriate. I'd like some more detail just for the "Gah!" factor.Originally posted by Surfah View PostI learned what an aborted fetus looks like.
I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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I learned in church yesterday that they are teaching the YW that everything from their shoulders to their knees is the strike zone an they are not to let anybody ever touch them anywhere in the strike zone when dating. Not the back, not the shoulder, not the thigh, nowhere. Had this rule been strictly followed the girls I knew growing up, I'm pretty sure I would have married outside of the faith.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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I agree. But as a father of two girls I am loving the strike zone.Originally posted by nikuman View PostI learned in church yesterday that they are teaching the YW that everything from their shoulders to their knees is the strike zone an they are not to let anybody ever touch them anywhere in the strike zone when dating. Not the back, not the shoulder, not the thigh, nowhere. Had this rule been strictly followed the girls I knew growing up, I'm pretty sure I would have married outside of the faith.
*Banned*
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Sunday School Manuals are terrible, No. 1037:
The teacher should emphasize that the Great and Abominable, or the Church of the Devil is not the Catholic church (though be careful not to say the word Catholic). As authoritative proof that the Book of Mormon is not referring to the Catholic Church (reminder: do not say Catholic, instead say "any particular church or organization") read the following lengthy quote on the subject from...
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Bruce R. McConkie from his work...
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MORMON DOCTRINE!
Be sure not to note that a major reason the Church of the Devil is equated with the Catholic Church by modern Mormons is due to Bruce R. McConkie's publication of Mormon Doctrine.
The teacher should further attempt to drain the term Church of the Devil from any real meaning. Attempt to use the most banal examples i.e. "the media," Al Queda, or book clubs that readclassic novelsbooks containing questionable sexual content, and yes, of course, Bunco can also be part of the Church of the Devil. Pay no attention to what the scripture verses say about the Church of the Devil as such discussion may confuse the members.
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Ha. That's great. Which lesson is that from?Originally posted by Jacob View PostSunday School Manuals are terrible, No. 1037:
The teacher should emphasize that the Great and Abominable, or the Church of the Devil is not the Catholic church (though be careful not to say the word Catholic). As authoritative proof that the Book of Mormon is not referring to the Catholic Church (reminder: do not say Catholic, instead say "any particular church or organization") read the following lengthy quote on the subject from...
wait for it...
wait for it...
Bruce R. McConkie from his work...
wait for it...
wait for it...
MORMON DOCTRINE!
Be sure not to note that a major reason the Church of the Devil is equated with the Catholic Church by modern Mormons is due to Bruce R. McConkie's publication of Mormon Doctrine.
The teacher should further attempt to drain the term Church of the Devil from any real meaning. Attempt to use the most banal examples i.e. "the media," Al Queda, or book clubs that readclassic novelsbooks containing questionable sexual content, and yes, of course, Bunco can also be part of the Church of the Devil. Pay no attention to what the scripture verses say about the Church of the Devil as such discussion may confuse the members.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Book of Mormon Lesson 4Originally posted by Donuthole View PostHa. That's great. Which lesson is that from?
http://lds.org/manual/book-of-mormon...pirit?lang=eng
My thoughts, of course, are paraphrases from the manual and the class I attended.
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We had a great discussion in our class about this topic...took up a good 10-15 minutes. Someone did throw out the Catholic church "as heard on the mission" but it was pretty quickly dismissed.Originally posted by Jacob View PostSunday School Manuals are terrible, No. 1037:
The teacher should emphasize that the Great and Abominable, or the Church of the Devil is not the Catholic church (though be careful not to say the word Catholic). As authoritative proof that the Book of Mormon is not referring to the Catholic Church (reminder: do not say Catholic, instead say "any particular church or organization") read the following lengthy quote on the subject from...
wait for it...
wait for it...
Bruce R. McConkie from his work...
wait for it...
wait for it...
MORMON DOCTRINE!
Be sure not to note that a major reason the Church of the Devil is equated with the Catholic Church by modern Mormons is due to Bruce R. McConkie's publication of Mormon Doctrine.
The teacher should further attempt to drain the term Church of the Devil from any real meaning. Attempt to use the most banal examples i.e. "the media," Al Queda, or book clubs that readclassic novelsbooks containing questionable sexual content, and yes, of course, Bunco can also be part of the Church of the Devil. Pay no attention to what the scripture verses say about the Church of the Devil as such discussion may confuse the members."They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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