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  • Topper
    Pre-Historic Man
    • Nov 2011
    • 11764

    #4921
    Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
    Sorry if I came across as being a jerk again... especially when I've skied at Targhee on a Sunday too.
    Don't worry, everybody is used to it.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • snowcat
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 1348

      #4922
      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
      Part of my frustration started on Thursday as I was asked by a coworker what Mormons do to celebrate Easter. He's Coptic Orthodox but was really just curious. I told him we don't do much other than have church and easter egg hunts. There's really nothing organized by the church, at least nothing that even sniffs at what is done for Christmas.

      It made me wonder if the whole "anti-Catholic" messaging of the early/mid 1900s was what led to the complete shunning of the more formal traditions like Lent, Good Friday, etc. I might be wrong in that regard as that stuff was probably shunned at Joseph Smith's time with the avid Puritanism going on, but that didn't stop us from going all out at Xmas time. I do find it interesting that a lot of younger Mormons are adopting things like Lent to bring a bit more meaning back to the Easter holiday. I find that to be a good thing.
      My daughter attended this on Saturday and was still buzzing on Easter.

      Although “Messiah” performances are most common during the Christmas season, Handel’s work was originally created for an Easter benefit concert. Now, nearly 275 years after that first performance, music groups around the globe continue to celebrate the life of Jesus Christ through the songs of “Messiah.”

      In early March, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Orchestra at Temple Square announced that they would publicly perform the entire “Messiah” over Easter weekend (Friday, April 18, and Saturday, April 19) in the Tabernacle on Temple Square. The response was overwhelming.
      The enthusiasm for the concert, however, was greater than expected. All available tickets for both Friday and Saturday night were gone in less than eight minutes.
      Listeners who want to prepare for this weekend’s recording are encouraged to visit the Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s website, where a full program, complete with lyrics and scripture references, is available.

      “For those who are familiar with ‘Messiah,’ I hope that this will be a re-acquaintance with everything they’ve always loved,” Barrick said. “For those who have never seen the performance, I hope they can feel the spirit of Easter in a way they haven’t before.”
      One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

      Woot

      I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
      SU

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      • myboynoah
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 21719

        #4923
        Moliere, I suggest you talk to your Bishopric about the lack of Christ in your worship services, especially at Easter.
        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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        • Moliere
          One man.....one pie
          • Oct 2009
          • 27756

          #4924
          Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
          Moliere, I suggest you talk to your Bishopric about the lack of Christ in your worship services, especially at Easter.
          They never listen to me
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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          • myboynoah
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 21719

            #4925
            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            They never listen to me
            Sonsabitches!
            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082

              #4926
              Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
              Did they have any Easter eggs for the kids?
              I sure hope not.
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              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #4927
                lol lucifer doesn't have a body
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • Moliere
                  One man.....one pie
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 27756

                  #4928
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  lol lucifer doesn't have a body
                  I'm guessing that he has spirit testicles. Remember that gender is eternal and our spirit looks just like our body (see Brother of Jared story), so Lucifer has spiritual testicles.
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #4929
                    EQ is a total waste of an hour most Sunday's. I feel like I already knew this, but the manifestation burned so brightly today that I felt impressed to share.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186

                      #4930
                      So what is the official scoop on fasting? I often forget on fast Sunday and eat breakfast anyway. I have a suspicion that my wife waits for me to make my breakfast and sit down, then right as I'm about to eat she reminds me that it is fast Sunday. I think she does this to get back at me for being married to me all these years. Additionally i dislike fasting, don't enjoy the experience, and would be fine never doing it again.

                      ive noticed a total lack of reference to fasting in the temple recommend interview.it doesn't seem to be a big part of church worthiness, but rather an individual tool one can employ if, for some reason, you find it helpful. Have you ever heard of or been subjected to church discipline to any degree as a result of not fasting?

                      Ps I have already eaten two egg sandwiches and two bowls of lucky charms for breakfast and nothing bad has happened.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • Dwight Schr-ute
                        Members Only
                        • May 2011
                        • 4917

                        #4931
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        So what is the official scoop on fasting? I often forget on fast Sunday and eat breakfast anyway. I have a suspicion that my wife waits for me to make my breakfast and sit down, then right as I'm about to eat she reminds me that it is fast Sunday. I think she does this to get back at me for being married to me all these years. Additionally i dislike fasting, don't enjoy the experience, and would be fine never doing it again.

                        ive noticed a total lack of reference to fasting in the temple recommend interview.it doesn't seem to be a big part of church worthiness, but rather an individual tool one can employ if, for some reason, you find it helpful. Have you ever heard of or been subjected to church discipline to any degree as a result of not fasting?

                        Ps I have already eaten two egg sandwiches and two bowls of lucky charms for breakfast and nothing bad has happened.
                        ..but nothing good has happened either. Except for egg sandwiches and Lucky Charms, of course.
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • TripletDaddy
                          sweet triple
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 58186

                          #4932
                          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          ..but nothing good has happened either. Except for egg sandwiches and Lucky Charms, of course.
                          Actually it has been a great day so far, even without the two egg sandwiches and bowls of lucky charms.

                          love egg sandwiches, though. This morning I did scrambled eggs with tomato and chili peppers on the side. Sometimes I do fried eggs instead of scrambled. If I go fried I like throwing a slice of ham or turkey on there, too.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • PaloAltoCougar
                            Semper infra dignitatem
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 16907

                            #4933
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            So what is the official scoop on fasting? I often forget on fast Sunday and eat breakfast anyway. I have a suspicion that my wife waits for me to make my breakfast and sit down, then right as I'm about to eat she reminds me that it is fast Sunday. I think she does this to get back at me for being married to me all these years. Additionally i dislike fasting, don't enjoy the experience, and would be fine never doing it again.

                            ive noticed a total lack of reference to fasting in the temple recommend interview.it doesn't seem to be a big part of church worthiness, but rather an individual tool one can employ if, for some reason, you find it helpful. Have you ever heard of or been subjected to church discipline to any degree as a result of not fasting?

                            Ps I have already eaten two egg sandwiches and two bowls of lucky charms for breakfast and nothing bad has happened.
                            Occasionally it helps me become a bit more spiritually sensitive, and the ward or group fast is an interesting way of promoting a communal sense of support for someone in need. But I don't have a great testimony of fasting, though I'm a consistent participant. But not today! We had a very physically demanding day yesterday, during which I supposedly burned around 4600 calories and my body's exhausted. Despite Mrs. PAC's mild protest, I have claimed a medical exemption from today's fast as I genuinely believe food is necessary for a solid recovery. Depending on how good the eggs, big bowl of berries and toast are, I may bear testimony of this later today.

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                            • Donuthole
                              Official Outgayer
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 25211

                              #4934
                              I learned that our new SP is a "WiFi off during stake conference" guy. (Yep, we attend stake conference.)
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • scottie
                                Junior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5247

                                #4935
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                I learned that our new SP is a "WiFi off during stake conference" guy. (Yep, we attend stake conference.)
                                What if he was an "Airplane mode only" guy.

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