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  • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    as disrespecting the savior to his face.
    This is an impossible concept with omniscient beings. Another example of how our human frailties don't allow us to understand the true meaning of doctrine.

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    • Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
      This is an impossible concept with omniscient beings. Another example of how our human frailties don't allow us to understand the true meaning of doctrine.
      Is it impossible? We might not be successful in disrespecting him but couldn't we still try? Even if we don't succeed due to his omniscience, isn't an effort to disrespect still worthy of condemnation?

      Of course, I seriously doubt being late would constitute disrespect to the savior by any measure.
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • Originally posted by creekster View Post
        Is it impossible? We might not be successful in disrespecting him but couldn't we still try? Even if we don't succeed due to his omniscience, isn't an effort to disrespect still worthy of condemnation?

        Of course, I seriously doubt being late would constitute disrespect to the savior by any measure.
        I think she meant the "to his face" part. As opposed to what, doing it behind his back? Like he's not gonna notice? Nice try.
        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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        • Originally posted by creekster View Post
          Of course, I seriously doubt being late would constitute disrespect to the savior by any measure.
          there are a lot of unmarried LDS teens in Utah that are really happy to hear you say that!
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • Originally posted by creekster View Post
            Of course, I seriously doubt being late would constitute disrespect to the savior by any measure.
            So creekster is openly opposing God's chosen leaders, CS will eventually destroy everyone's testimony.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
              We had a stake priesthood thing this morning and the regional authority guy said we should tell our wives that being late to sacrament is the same as disrespecting the savior to his face. Sorry, Sisters.
              Your regional authority might want to dust off a couple talks by prophets, this one being the first:

              https://www.lds.org/general-conferen...clean?lang=eng

              Originally posted by GBH
              He looked at me a little reprovingly, and the first words he said: ‘Joseph, you are late.’ Yet I took confidence and [replied]:

              ‘Yes, but I am clean—I am clean!

              “He clasped my hand and drew me in, then closed the great door. I felt his hand just as tangible as I ever felt the hand of man. I knew him, and when I entered I saw my father, and Brigham [Young] and Heber [C. Kimball], and Willard [Richards], and other good men that I had known, standing in a row. I looked as if it were across this valley, and it seemed to be filled with a vast multitude of people, but on the stage were all the people that I had known. My mother was there, and she sat with a child in her lap; and I could name over as many as I remember of their names, who sat there, who seemed to be among the chosen, among the exalted. …
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • Originally posted by All-American View Post
                I think she meant the "to his face" part. As opposed to what, doing it behind his back? Like he's not gonna notice? Nice try.
                Yes, I got that. That's my point. Of course it doesn't make a difference to Him, but it might to us with respect to what we think we are doing. But, as with most of my posts, it is such a little point that it really isn't worth it.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  there are a lot of unmarried LDS teens in Utah that are really happy to hear you say that!
                  There is nothing that makes me happier than to please unmarried teens in Utah.
                  PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                  • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                    There is nothing that makes me happier than to please unmarried teens in Utah.
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      There is nothing that makes me happier than to please unmarried teens in Utah.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • Was it something I said?
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                        • I learned that the BYU men's basketball team attended my ward this morning, "including college basketball Player of the Year - Taylor Hawes." And Danny Ainge. I thought I saw on here that the team was staying at Planet Hollywood, but the closest hotel to our chapel would be the JW Marriott.

                          I really should start attending sacrament meeting. Between these guys and Donny and Marie from a few months ago, I'm starting to get jealous.
                          I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                          • My wife and I got snagged to sub in nursery last minute. We had a great time but I wouldn't want that as a long-term calling.

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                            • Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                              My wife and I got snagged to sub in nursery last minute. We had a great time but I wouldn't want that as a long-term calling.
                              I had it in rotation worth two other guys 2 weeks on 1 off. It was great. kids just play while we sat there and surfed on our phones. Then we would go on another room have snacks and sing some songs then go bad and play. With 5 minutes left we clean up and then blow bubbles.
                              "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                              "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                              • I learned that the people who complain the most about something are most likely to be the ones that refuse a formal invitation to try and fix the thing they are complaining about.
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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