I learned in church today

[Joe Public]

I call BS. Don't you need a digital picture translator as well?

Depends on the television set.

[creekster]

I call BS. Don't you need a digital picture translator as well?

They sell those with built-in rabbit ears for set top use.

[cowboy]

I call BS. Don't you need a digital picture translator as well?

You misunderstood. These are the rabbit ears she watches tv with:

[scottie]

I call BS. Don't you need a digital picture translator as well?

http://embed.break.com/NjQ4NzIy/ai/0/zi/0/ds/1/st/embed

[Scorcho]

EQ Instructor was going through the church handbook on all the steps necessary on how to do a Priesthood Ordination. Who could be present in the circle, what needs to be said, what shouldn't be said, by what authority should the ordination be performed? Near the end of the lesson mentioned that, "this is important to learn, so you'll be prepared whenever you're ordaining your sons or daughters."

[The Ghost of Lyle Alzado]

Elders quorum was taught by a new Utah transplant yesterday. In his lesson I learned that going to Chick Fil A to support traditional marriage was a powerful way to show that you're a true disciple of Christ. At least four people left the room when he said that. I may have left the room too if I hadn't been so engaged in my game of Bejeweled.

[wuapinmon]

Elders quorum was taught by a new Utah transplant yesterday. In his lesson I learned that going to Chick Fil A to support traditional marriage was a powerful way to show that you're a true disciple of Christ. At least four people left the room when he said that. I may have left the room too if I hadn't been so engaged in my game of Bejeweled.

Nothing says Jesus Christ like deep fried poultry flesh, a dill pickled cucumber, and a bleached white-flour bun.

[pellegrino]

Nothing says Jesus Christ like deep fried poultry flesh, a dill pickled cucumber, and a bleached white-flour bun.

dude, no way in hell that's Jesus, but I'll agree it is divine.

[wuapinmon]

dude, no way in hell that's Jesus, but I'll agree it is divine.

Every time I see my avatar I get AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" in my head.

[clackamascoug]

Elders quorum was taught by a new Utah transplant yesterday. In his lesson I learned that going to Chick Fil A to support traditional marriage was a powerful way to show that you're a true disciple of Christ. At least four people left the room when he said that. I may have left the room too if I hadn't been so engaged in my game of Bejeweled.

Is this a new thing? The vote with your feet protest of "you're an idiot, and not worthy of my time." Do people really do this?

[Jeff Lebowski]

Is this a new thing? The vote with your feet protest of "you're an idiot, and not worthy of my time." Do people really do this?

No. Walking out of a meeting in response to highly offensive comments is not a new thing.

[SoCalCoug]

I remember in my BYU ward, the instructor started off his lesson by saying, "Today we're going to talk about celestial marriage . . .". A guy on the front row stood up, said "Well, I'm out of here!" and walked out the door.

After he left, the instructor finished: "What we're really going to talk about is . . ."

[pellegrino]

Is this a new thing? The vote with your feet protest of "you're an idiot, and not worthy of my time." Do people really do this?

the question should probably is protest a new thing.

[Uncle Ted]

No. Walking out of a meeting in response to highly offensive comments is not a new thing.

When I our last stake president was sustained in conference by the visiting GA about 4 or 5 people stood up in the back and made their opposing vote well known. Then they walked out. The GA paused for a moment then went on like nothing had happened.

I actually walked out once myself. When I was in college the bishop of my student ward said, as a joking attempt to fill the front rows in our sacrament meeting place, "the front four rows are reserved for full-time tithe payers." That day I had come in late, only the front seats were open, and so I quickly took a seat in one of these rows. After he said this I got up and found a seat in the lobby. A few minutes later I came back in, however, and found a seat in the back.

[Pheidippides]

Is this a new thing? The vote with your feet protest of "you're an idiot, and not worthy of my time." Do people really do this?

Apparently Harold B Lee and the rest of the apostles did so in response to a political talk given by ETB.