I learned in church today

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I was out in the Foyer with a couple of my kids when a lady had some blood sugar issue in the middle of sacrament meeting. Some of the doctors in the ward went out to the Foyer to help her out and they asked if anyone had any candy. I had a couple bags of fruit snacks in my pocket and offered them up. They worked and she ended up being fine, though my kids were pissed. That's what I learned today.

YOhio joins the ranks of Clark Addison and SteelBlue, that's what I learned today.

[Clark Addison]

Today was Stake Conference, and we learned the name of our new Stake Presidency.

The new SP is from our ward (as was the incumbent). For the 30 minutes after we learned who it was, my wife was searching for homes outside of our stake on her phone.

I like him more than she.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Today was Stake Conference, and we learned the name of our new Stake Presidency.

The new SP is from our ward (as was the incumbent). For the 30 minutes after we learned who it was, my wife was searching for homes outside of our stake on her phone.

Did you tell her she wasn't supposed to be using electronics during meetings?

[Clark Addison]

Did you tell her she wasn't supposed to be using electronics during meetings?

Since I was shooting off a text at the time, I decided the time wasn't right.

[Northwestcoug]

Today was Stake Conference, and we learned the name of our new Stake Presidency.

The new SP is from our ward (as was the incumbent). For the 30 minutes after we learned who it was, my wife was searching for homes outside of our stake on her phone.

I like him more than she.

Hey, with any luck she'll rarely see him in your ward. Maybe he'll just be a figurehead for all practical purposes.

[Parrot Head]

Today was Stake Conference, and we learned the name of our new Stake Presidency.

The new SP is from our ward (as was the incumbent). For the 30 minutes after we learned who it was, my wife was searching for homes outside of our stake on her phone.

I like him more than she.

Interesting.

I was most turned off by the obscenely long invocation. Time limit, people.

[ewth8tr]

I just learned that Friends of Scouting donations are sacred funds.

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[Moliere]

I just learned that Friends of Scouting donations are sacred funds.

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Which is the reason we entrust their handling to the BSA

[Bo Diddley]

I just learned that Friends of Scouting donations are sacred funds.

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One man's sacred is another's profane.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I had the pleasure of hearing someone breathlessly relate the footprints in the sand story in HPG meeting. He seemed to think no one had ever heard it.

[smokymountainrain]

I learned the old timer HPs who always sit in the back of the room during phood opening exercises can't hear the b-ric member doing announcements and decided to complain about it today. The bishop proceeded to stand up and point out there were two rows of empty seats at the front. Point: bishop. Will the deaf old timers change their seating habits? Of course not.

[PaloAltoCougar]

The missus gave an excellent talk on marriage. I believe she is the only speaker throughout the Church today who quoted from Ecclesiastes, the D&C, a Toyota commercial, Pahoran and Bobby Knight.

[Bo Diddley]

The missus gave an excellent talk on marriage. I believe she is the only speaker throughout the Church today who quoted from Ecclesiastes, the D&C, a Toyota commercial, Pahoran and Bobby Knight.

And possibly ever.

[SteelBlue]

Interesting.

I was most turned off by the obscenely long invocation. Time limit, people.

It's amazing how long prayers can get when people have a chance to pray in front of an apostle.

[thesaint258]

It's amazing how long prayers can get when people have a chance to pray in front of an apostle.

That's why some General Conference prayers are almost as long as talks.