LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Donuthole]

I'm sure that that top would also be more comfortable for women suffering relief society arm (a condition where there is excess flab hanging from a woman's upper arms as if she had been cooked in the microwave for a bit and all of the tissue came detached from the bone and now just hangs there).

Your last definition was way better. You're losing your touch, man. It's kind of sad to watch.

[Donuthole]

Maybe something like this? I don't think there'd be too many complaints.

But that's not going to stop any affairs. Hell, it might even encourage them.

[RobinFinderson]

But that's not going to stop any affairs. Hell, it might even encourage them.

How about, 'relief society arm -- the condition where it looks as if a woman's breasts are caught in the process of migrating to her wrists.'

[KillerDog]

But that's not going to stop any affairs. Hell, it might even encourage them.

Hopefully it will encourage some of the LDS Ice Princesses to have affairs with their husbands. Maybe then the husbands will stop holing up in their office to "ponder" the internet and the dangerous porn living there. Hell, I know this is madness but it might even make us act a little more normal as a people.

[RobinFinderson]

Eventually there will be garment pasties.

[RC Vikings]

Maybe something like this? I don't think there'd be too many complaints.

It's a slow day at work so I'm here picturing some of the ladies in my ward wearing this and it's not a good look. I'm pretty sure they don't look that great in the traditional g's either but this would be like trying to corral a 100 rabbits inside a 10' square post and rail fence, their's just no way to contain everything that was wanting to come out.

[Donuthole]

Hopefully it will encourage some of the LDS Ice Princesses to have affairs with their husbands. Maybe then the husbands will stop holing up in their office to "ponder" the internet and the dangerous porn living there. Hell, I know this is madness but it might even make us act a little more normal as a people.

Yeah, i was being facetious.

[NorthwestUteFan]

Eventually there will be garment pasties.

This makes even more sense than tattoos. This way you can remove the pasties if you lose your TR.

[RobinFinderson]

This makes even more sense than tattoos. This way you can remove the pasties if you lose your TR.

They would also be incredibly useful in preventing nipples from telegraphing through one's blouse. When it comes to recommendations about garments, Robin Finderson is all about what is practical.

[falafel]

They would also be incredibly useful in preventing nipples from telegraphing through one's blouse. When it comes to recommendations about garments, Robin Finderson is all about what is practical.

So three pasties? Two for the nipples and one for the knee?

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[RobinFinderson]

So three pasties? Two for the nipples and one for the knee?

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Exactly. And you would buy them in sheets like stickers. Hell, they might even be scratch-n-sniff. Fragrance of funeral potatoes (to help get things cooking in the bedroom).

[pellegrino]

Eventually there will be garment pasties.

for those las vegas mormons.

[NorthwestUteFan]

So three pasties? Two for the nipples and one for the knee?

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Four. It is easy to forget the belly button, unless it is an "outtie".

[falafel]

Four. It is easy to forget the belly button, unless it is an "outtie".

Now we're getting back into the "mormons are weird" category, which is what I'd like to get away from.

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[NorthwestUteFan]

Now we're getting back into the "mormons are weird" category, which is what I'd like to get away from.

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Did Adam have a belly button?

You skipped right past the belly to the knee, so I had to help.