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  • #316
    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
    What do you mean by a little more appealing? Lady G's got that right sexy lace trim right below the kneecap!

    Sometimes I get horny just thinking about it!
    Wow! G's a turn on...that's a first.

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    • #317
      Originally posted by sspice View Post
      Wow! G's a turn on...that's a first.
      You'll get used to nap's sense of humor.
      "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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      • #318
        Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
        Your dad had Creutzfeldt Jakob? Sad and cool all at once.
        Yes, confirmed by The National Prion Disease Pathology Surveillance Center at Case Western Reserve University. The sporadic kind, to be exact.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #319
          Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
          It can definitely be a daily struggle. I'm encouraged by some of the changes in garment design and fit in the last five years. It's made it easier, if not exactly easy, to deal with.

          That said, I think when and in what manner you wear your garments is totally up to you. This blogger posted thoughtfully about wearing garments and breastfeeding. In the end, I think you make it work for you. Man and woman are that they might have joy, which I think includes feeling comfortable in your own skin.
          I guess I'll have to take a look at replacing mine. Sadly, I haven't bought new ones since getting married...over five years ago. Yikes!

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          • #320
            Originally posted by sspice View Post
            I guess I'll have to take a look at replacing mine. Sadly, I haven't bought new ones since getting married...over five years ago. Yikes!
            Yeah, the Carinessa style of garment has made a huge difference. The material is stretchy and form-fitting. They're not perfect, but it's a big improvement and an encouraging step in the right direction.
            "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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            • #321
              Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
              What do you mean by a little more appealing? Lady G's got that right sexy lace trim right below the kneecap!

              Sometimes I get horny just thinking about it!
              I will add this to the growing list of things that make Goat horny:

              Sexy lace trim right below kneecap on lady's g's.
              Big boobs.
              Fake boobs.
              All other boobs considered collectively.
              Dryer with boots in it.
              Old collection of National Geographic magazines.
              Animals without teeth.
              Old jars of mayonnaise.
              American Apparel billboards.
              Runs in pantyhose.
              Tattoos on women.
              Horseback riding.
              Tri-stake dances.
              Kidnapping goats.
              ...

              I don't have access to my home computer, so this is just the partial list that I can recall from memory.

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              • #322
                Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                I will add this to the growing list of things that make Goat horny:

                Sexy lace trim right below kneecap on lady's g's.
                Big boobs.
                Fake boobs.
                All other boobs considered collectively.
                Dryer with boots in it.
                Old collection of National Geographic magazines.
                Animals without teeth.
                Old jars of mayonnaise.
                American Apparel billboards.
                Runs in pantyhose.
                Tattoos on women.
                Horseback riding.
                Tri-stake dances.
                Kidnapping goats.
                ...

                I don't have access to my home computer, so this is just the partial list that I can recall from memory.

                I think what doesn't may the Napper horny would be a shorter list

                I may be small, but I'm slow.

                A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                • #323
                  Originally posted by happyone View Post
                  I think what doesn't may the Napper horny would be a shorter list
                  "Napper doesn't need to be "made" horny. It comes as part of the package.
                  If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                  "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                  "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                  • #324
                    Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                    "Napper doesn't need to be "made" horny. It comes as part of the package.
                    So...let's get this straight: You're telling us that Goat has a 'horny package'?

                    Mrs. Funk-
                    Anything that is "form fitting" that you lovely ladies wear is most certainly a step in the right direction!
                    "Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."

                    Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.

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                    • #325
                      Anything that is "form fitting" that you lovely ladies wear is most certainly a step in the right direction!
                      The wimple of the habit appears quite formfitting.

                      Naughty nun night at chez Funk tonight? Rawr.
                      "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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                      • #326
                        I think we are about 20 years away from the tank-top/wife-beater garments in form fitting fabrics. That's the way to go. A nice tight tank-top is hot on anyone and what woman wouldn't want to be required to wear a cheap version of Spanx?

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                        • #327
                          Originally posted by KillerDog View Post
                          I think we are about 20 years away from the tank-top/wife-beater garments in form fitting fabrics. That's the way to go. A nice tight tank-top is hot on anyone and what woman wouldn't want to be required to wear a cheap version of Spanx?
                          I just don't see this happening. I want it to, but I don't think it will.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • #328
                            Originally posted by KillerDog View Post
                            I think we are about 20 years away from the tank-top/wife-beater garments in form fitting fabrics. That's the way to go. A nice tight tank-top is hot on anyone and what woman wouldn't want to be required to wear a cheap version of Spanx?
                            Maybe something like this? I don't think there'd be too many complaints.

                            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                            -Teenage Dirtbag

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                            • #329
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post

                              I approve.

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                              • #330
                                Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                                Maybe something like this? I don't think there'd be too many complaints.

                                I feel good about that.

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