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  • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
    Is there any theological reason that garments need to be uncomfortable to remind us of our covenants? Maybe it a Mo-Lite version of the cilice.

    Personally, I find that wearing the cut-out heel of my shoe on my head is sufficient.
    Thanks for reminding me of the name, cilice.

    The critical aspect is that the woman's garment was designed by a misogynist. They are truly ugly, uncomfortable and ill-fitting. If anything they are designed to discourage intercourse when married. Maybe the goal is to make LDS look old and frumpy.
    Last edited by Topper; 09-11-2014, 10:32 AM.
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    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • Originally posted by Topper View Post
      I wonder how camel hair would feel in Arizona during the summer.
      Probably uncomfortable. Although to be honest I've never owned camel hair.
      Get confident, stupid
      -landpoke

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      • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
        Probably uncomfortable. Although to be honest I've never owned camel hair.
        Maybe for your next suit.
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        • LDS church solicits input from members on garments:

          http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/fait...mons-for-input
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          • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            LDS church solicits input from members on garments:

            http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/fait...mons-for-input
            Cool, sign me up for v-neck tops. That and it would be nice if they removed sleeves to save me the trouble.

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            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              LDS church solicits input from members on garments:

              http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/fait...mons-for-input
              After looking at the survey, my wife stated, "I'm not sure what I would complain about, I'm pretty happy with them." :sad:
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • Can we just request that they allow Hanes or a company that makes clothes to do them?
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                  Can we just request that they allow Hanes or a company that makes clothes to do them?
                  #ordainhanes
                  τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    LDS church solicits input from members on garments:

                    http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/fait...mons-for-input
                    Is when you are in the temple you wear them and when you're out of the temple they are not required an option on the survey?

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                    • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                      Can we just request that they allow Hanes or a company that makes clothes to do them?
                      I heard the Under Armor CEO is taking the discussions.
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                      • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        I heard the Under Armor CEO is taking the discussions.
                        Whittingham seems to get all the LDS guys he wants.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                          I heard the Under Armor CEO is taking the discussions.
                          I took the survey and requested compression-shorts style bottoms. Couldn't hurt to ask.
                          Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                          --William Blake, via Shpongle

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                          • Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                            Is when you are in the temple you wear them and when you're out of the temple they are not required an option on the survey?
                            If you go to the temple "throughout your life" wouldn't you fulfill the letter of the law?

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                            • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                              I heard the Under Armor CEO is taking the discussions.
                              I'd do a lifetime of cotton poly crews before trusting my eternal protection in those dumb ass mountain sleeves!
                              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                              • Originally posted by Harry Tic View Post
                                I took the survey and requested compression-shorts style bottoms. Couldn't hurt to ask.
                                I think they have them already.

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