LDS Garments: Why I Want Out of This Club

[Indy Coug]

Does not matter. It has more to do with restricted movement

Maybe you've been wearing the wrong size shirts. Either that or you've been tucking the front of your shirt into the backside of your pants.

[FN Phat]

Maybe you've been wearing the wrong size shirts. Either that or you've been tucking the front of your shirt into the backside of your pants.

I am a big man. I also tend to roll around and flip/flop through the night. The shirt gets twisted up on a regular basis. There are times that I will wake up shirtless. I shed it through out the night without even realizing that I took it off. I have been that way since I can remember. Since the time I was a young boy until i was endowed I would go topless or sleep nekkid. I enjoy the freedom that being naked bring. Sorry, just being honest!

[marsupial]

Target has character panties for women. I just picked up a pair of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle panties. Now my 4-year-old wants a pair. Underwear is too fun to be restricted by garments.

[Green Monstah]

My wife confirmed that her new Gs go way up her abdomen. She just folds them down.

[Uncle Ted]

I've spent the last ten minutes crying tears of frustration that I can't wear a simple cap-sleeved T-shirt without my garments deforming my waist into a bulbous caricature of myself.

I feel alien in these things. I can't wear simple, modest clothes without looking deformed. The body garments produce is not ME. I don't look like this.

I love the covenants that these garments represent, but I want off this boat.

Finally, there is a solution...

MAKE YOUR GARMENTS

http://makeyourgarments.com/how-it-works/

I am going to get my wife some french cut garments today!

[SoCalCoug]

Finally, there is a solution...

MAKE YOUR GARMENTS

http://makeyourgarments.com/how-it-works/

I am going to get my wife some french cut garments today!

Where on a thong would they put the mark?

[Uncle Ted]

Where on a thong would they put the mark?

Over the knee.

I could never do the thong. I am only into flossing my teeth.

[Moliere]

Finally, there is a solution...

MAKE YOUR GARMENTS

http://makeyourgarments.com/how-it-works/

I am going to get my wife some french cut garments today!

Looks like someone is a student of my posts...

http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...l=1#post356412

[Joe Public]

Finally, there is a solution...

MAKE YOUR GARMENTS

http://makeyourgarments.com/how-it-works/

I am going to get my wife some french cut garments today!

I seem to remember the CHOI saying DIY is a no-no (which doesn't make much sense to me when considered in a historical context). It's been a few years, though; does that sound accurate to anyone else?

EDIT: This may have been discussed already; I didn't go back through the whole thread.

[Shaka]

I forwarded the link to a friend who works at Beehive. She started freaking out.

[FMCoug]

One thing I can't stand about garments is how much room they take up in a suitcase when traveling. Cotton/Poly that is. Mesh are better but I can't stand the mesh tops, mainly because they only come in the scoop neck.

A week's worth of cotton/poly garments take up a sizable chunk of a pull-aboard size suitcase.

[RC Vikings]

One thing I can't stand about garments is how much room they take up in a suitcase when traveling. Cotton/Poly that is. Mesh are better but I can't stand the mesh tops, mainly because they only come in the scoop neck.

A week's worth of cotton/poly garments take up a sizable chunk of a pull-aboard size suitcase.

Clearly you must have missed the memo the church put out years ago, "While on vacation or out of town G's are not required to be worn and alcohol is allowed".

[Eddie]

Clearly you must have missed the memo the church put out years ago, "While on vacation or out of town G's are not required to be worn and alcohol is allowed".

Ah, yes. The Word of Wisdom Waiver - for those vacationing more than 100 miles from home.

(A member I work with told this to our non-member co-worker, who took it in hook, line, and sinker.)

[Moliere]

I forwarded the link to a friend who works at Beehive. She started freaking out.

I seem to remember the CHOI saying DIY is a no-no (which doesn't make much sense to me when considered in a historical context). It's been a few years, though; does that sound accurate to anyone else?

EDIT: This may have been discussed already; I didn't go back through the whole thread.

I have no idea if made-at-home-garments are a no-no because no one ever talks about it. I assume the pioneers made their own by just putting marks on their existing underwear. I'm not sure why we couldn't do the same. If a bishop or other leader made a stink about it I'd just ask what the difference is between homemade garments and church produced garments. As long as the marks are in the right place I see no reason to worry. Change in the church comes from the bottom up, not the top down.

[Pheidippides]

I forwarded the link to a friend who works at Beehive. She started freaking out.

Awesome. Troll IRL.