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  • Non Sequitur
    Where did I put my bodkin
    • Nov 2008
    • 5773

    #61
    Last week I was talking to guy who used to work at the point of the mountain. Prisoners had to be checked on at least once an hour. When he first started working there, his supervisor said he had write up anyone that was caught pleasuring himself -- the supervisor was actually pulling his leg, but he didn't know it at the time. He said that during the first hour, of the 150 inmates he checked on at least 30 were in the throes of self gratification. He said that was one of the biggest reasons he quit the job.
    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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    • Fiyero
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 5266

      #62
      Hmm that's an element of prison life that I hadn't considered: one's cell having years and decades worth of the previous inmates' dried spunk all over the floor and mattress.

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      • scandell
        Life Glitcher
        • Nov 2009
        • 236

        #63
        Ever purchase a home? Yet another reason to pull up that carpet even though it looks brand new... yuck.

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #64
          Originally posted by scandell View Post
          Ever purchase a home? Yet another reason to pull up that carpet even though it looks brand new... yuck.
          Hardwood is better.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 38021

            #65
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            Hardwood is better.
            +1.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Viking
              Banned
              • Jun 2009
              • 6470

              #66
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              +1.
              Shucks. I feel like a poser if I respond with an obvious double-entendre at this point. Nicely done.

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              • Fiyero
                Banned
                • Nov 2008
                • 5266

                #67
                Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                Shouldn't you be keeping this intimate matter between you and yourself?
                This was CUF's milestone 250,000th post. Note the date and topic

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                • wuapinmon
                  Soul Plumber
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 30711

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                  This was CUF's milestone 250,000th post. Note the date and topic

                  http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpost.php?p=250000
                  Try and access post # 100,000.
                  "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                  The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Fiyero
                    Hmm, looks like you need to login as a member of the executive committee. It's in The Board Room by YOhio.
                    Do you know the vBulletin generic bypass?
                    No, I don't.

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                    Last edited by wuapinmon; 01-08-2010, 12:48 PM.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • TheBYUGuy
                      Friend of Rodin
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1442

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Fiyero
                      Do you know the vBulletin generic bypass?
                      That sounds like some kind of surgery I wouldn't want to have.

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                      • Fiyero
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5266

                        #71

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