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  • BYUTexan
    Junior Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 52

    #1

    Masturbation

    What is wrong with it? Why is it part of the law of chastity?
  • ERCougar
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10978

    #2
    Shouldn't you be keeping this intimate matter between you and yourself?
    At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
    -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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    • marsupial
      Mississippi Queen
      • Nov 2008
      • 3678

      #3
      Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
      Shouldn't you be keeping this intimate matter between you and yourself?
      Or in other words: "Talk to the hand."
      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
      -Teenage Dirtbag

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      • Babs
        Not a Lawyer
        • Nov 2008
        • 17128

        #4
        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
        Or in other words: "Talk to the hand."
        I wish I weren't laughing at this! lol.

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        • clackamascoug
          Banned
          • Dec 2009
          • 9709

          #5
          I wouldn't touch this subject with a ten foot pole.

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          • Colly Wolly
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 1824

            #6
            There is nothing wrong with it. It's sex with someone I love.

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            • John McClain
              Comfortably Numb
              • Dec 2009
              • 1012

              #7
              Are you the master of your domain?
              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
              Albert Einstein

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              • SCcoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 7625

                #8
                We need a summon SoonerCoug sign.

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                • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                  Time to camp
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                  We need a summon SoonerCoug sign.
                  So many possibilities for the photo.
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                    We need a summon SoonerCoug sign.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • Shaka
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 10449

                      #11
                      You people need to be more careful with your little factories.

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                      • SoonerCoug
                        Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4680

                        #12
                        It's about time we had another thread on this important topic. Some like to call it "playing five-on-one" but I prefer to call it "shaking hands with the bishop."

                        Masturbation is part of the Law of Chastity because elderly church leaders are/were jealous that they couldn't do it anymore. I anticipate that masturbation will be removed from the Law of Chastity sometime in the next 20-30 years thanks to the advent of Viagra and Levitra.
                        That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                        http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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                        • Viking
                          Banned
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 6470

                          #13
                          There is nothing wrong with it, other than a few side effects like hair on your palms and going blind.

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                          • BoylenOver
                            Junior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 9146

                            #14
                            It's not illegal (just frowned upon) if you do it on a plane.
                            "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                            "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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                            • Non Sequitur
                              Where did I put my bodkin
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 5773

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Colly Wolly View Post
                              There is nothing wrong with it. It's sex with someone I love.
                              Did you know that Woody Allen is ripping off your material?
                              "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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