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  • #1291
    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

    look at the playlist. There’s like 20 songs! That’s plenty of time to deal with his entire life and then some! Can’t wait to hear clever hip hop rhymes about the Kirkland anti banking society.
    I wonder if they gave out free samples of safety society bank notes.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #1292
      Originally posted by Moliere View Post

      I wonder if they gave out free samples of safety society bank notes.
      Well of course they did. That was part of the reason why it failed!
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • #1293
        Originally posted by All-American View Post

        That’s not even one song per wife.
        As if every wife were deserving of a song.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96
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        • #1294
          https://www.deseret.com/2021/8/5/226...s-liberty-bell

          “The ice cream is extraordinary,” Lee said, his delight apparent. But the constitutional scholar let his real giddiness come out with the ice cream’s flavorful Americana — not just chocolate or vanilla, but patriotic chocolate or vanilla.

          “You know, I can’t imagine anything that can make me more happy than a Constitution-themed ice cream parlor.”

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          • #1295
            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
            https://www.deseret.com/2021/8/5/226...s-liberty-bell
            Lol. What a dork.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • #1296
              I'd smoke all of them in an ice cream eating contest.

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              • #1297
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                Lol. What a dork.
                Something about that guy triggers my radar. Won't be surprised if he has some really strange skeletons surface at some point.

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                • #1298
                  Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

                  look at the playlist. There’s like 20 songs! That’s plenty of time to deal with his entire life and then some! Can’t wait to hear clever hip hop rhymes about the Kirkland anti banking society.
                  In my humble opinion they have no business attempting to write raps-- they need to farm it out and get Ohio's own Bone Thugs N Harmony to cover this part. And for the upstate NY part? Griselda Records. And for the Illinois chapter probably Common or Kanye from 15 years ago. I have no suggestions for the Missouri part, because I don't think Nelly is up to the task.
                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • #1299
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                    Lol. What a dork.
                    Well he already answered the question of 'how low can he go?' during Trump's last ditch campaigning effort in Arizona. We expect him to be on some sycophantic dork shit marketing himself with that over-the-top fake patriotism. Glenn Beck can definitely show him the ropes as far as that goes. Tricorn hat GTFOH. Can't wait for him to take the flag into a warm embrace for the camera...
                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                    • #1300
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      https://www.deseret.com/2021/8/5/226...s-liberty-bell
                      Now I have to move. I can't live somewhere where I was within 5 miles of a gathering that included Glenn Beck, Mike Lee, Tim Ballard, and Sean Reyes. Seriously, with those 4 involved, I'm shocked that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz weren't there too.
                      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                      --Kendrick Lamar

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                      • #1301
                        Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

                        Now I have to move. I can't live somewhere where I was within 5 miles of a gathering that included Glenn Beck, Mike Lee, Tim Ballard, and Sean Reyes. Seriously, with those 4 involved, I'm shocked that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz weren't there too.
                        Hide the children....no seriously HIDE the children!

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                        • #1302
                          Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post

                          Now I have to move. I can't live somewhere where I was within 5 miles of a gathering that included Glenn Beck, Mike Lee, Tim Ballard, and Sean Reyes. Seriously, with those 4 involved, I'm shocked that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Matt Gaetz weren't there too.
                          FTR, Tim Ballard was only present virtually, as he was busy out saving children.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #1303
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            FTR, Tim Ballard was only present virtually, as he was busy out saving children.
                            Thank you for the clarification. Yes he was far too important to be there.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                            • #1304
                              Originally posted by All-American View Post

                              That’s not even one song per wife.
                              This is very underrated comment, it made me chuckle

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                              • #1305
                                Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post

                                This is very underrated comment, it made me chuckle
                                Yes, agreed. It was a very underrated comment.

                                How about though if we exclude the wives that he didn't have sex with?
                                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                --Kendrick Lamar

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