The Call of Duty Thread

[fusnik]

Gordon once told a story of his grandchildren, playing with power glove. He asked how can a glove give power, god gives all the power glove can't give power, michael jackson the pedolphile used a power glove look where that got him. Not with god that's for sure mcconkie talked about pedophiles in mormon doctrine, won't have genitals in hereadfter like a ken doll.

[filsdepac]

I'm going to develop some sort of algorithm like an RPI that gives an actual rating for players. Each stat can be misleading... high accuracy could be because one uses the M16 exclusively. High KDR could be camping, or more acceptable...cautiously moving around (not run and gun). That's why i've promoted kills/hour, but that one needs to have deaths properly integrated into it to provide a true sense of one's capabilities. So, I'll be working on that.

[Pheidippides]

Gordon once told a story of his grandchildren, playing with power glove. He asked how can a glove give power, god gives all the power glove can't give power, michael jackson the pedolphile used a power glove look where that got him. Not with god that's for sure mcconkie talked about pedophiles in mormon doctrine, won't have genitals in hereadfter like a ken doll.

Falafel, I'm sorry - this one earns a point. Bonus points for the magnificent transition from power glove to sequined pedophile gloves.

[falafel]

I'm going to develop some sort of algorithm like an RPI that gives an actual rating for players. Each stat can be misleading... high accuracy could be because one uses the M16 exclusively. High KDR could be camping, or more acceptable...cautiously moving around (not run and gun). That's why i've promoted kills/hour, but that one needs to have deaths properly integrated into it to provide a true sense of one's capabilities. So, I'll be working on that.

Kills/hour could be misconstrued very easily. E.g., what if you get tons of kills per hour, but even more deaths? How would that make you a great player?

[falafel]

Falafel, I'm sorry - this one earns a point. Bonus points for the magnificent transition from power glove to sequined pedophile gloves.

Don't be sorry. I agree with you. The genitals-less Ken Doll reference was brilliant.

[Pheidippides]

I'm going to develop some sort of algorithm like an RPI that gives an actual rating for players. Each stat can be misleading... high accuracy could be because one uses the M16 exclusively. High KDR could be camping, or more acceptable...cautiously moving around (not run and gun). That's why i've promoted kills/hour, but that one needs to have deaths properly integrated into it to provide a true sense of one's capabilities. So, I'll be working on that.

Great! And I'll work on my own competing formula (doubtless worse than yours empirically (as my math is rusty) but more favorable to us) that provides heavy discounts for deaths incurred while shooting down aircraft, massaging the fecal matter of others, etc.

[FlynHawaiian30]

wuapinmon's stats:

[Lost Student]

I'm going to develop some sort of algorithm like an RPI that gives an actual rating for players. Each stat can be misleading... high accuracy could be because one uses the M16 exclusively. High KDR could be camping, or more acceptable...cautiously moving around (not run and gun). That's why i've promoted kills/hour, but that one needs to have deaths properly integrated into it to provide a true sense of one's capabilities. So, I'll be working on that.

So myinfamous 3-1 game will not work in my favor in these ratings? Lame.

[Pheidippides]

So myinfamous 3-1 game will not work in my favor in these ratings? Lame.

Lol, that night was great. I think that was the "swiper, no swiping!" night too. I have never laughed so hard.

[Coach McGuirk]

So myinfamous 3-1 game will not work in my favor in these ratings? Lame.

It does figure into "masturbatory activity per game", Which you should lead by a wide margin!

I lead on american jobs shipped overseas to death ratio. It's like 15/1

[Hot Lunch]

I'm going to develop some sort of algorithm like an RPI that gives an actual rating for players. Each stat can be misleading... high accuracy could be because one uses the M16 exclusively. High KDR could be camping, or more acceptable...cautiously moving around (not run and gun). That's why i've promoted kills/hour, but that one needs to have deaths properly integrated into it to provide a true sense of one's capabilities. So, I'll be working on that.

Make sure to adjust for level of competition. We have proven in this thread that the competition is greater on Xbox than PS3.

Compare it to the Xbox guys playing football in the SEC and the PS3 Boyz are playing in the MWC.

[Hot Lunch]

It does figure into "masturbatory activity per game", Which you should lead by a wide margin!

[Hot Lunch]

Lol, that night was great. I think that was the "swiper, no swiping!" night too. I have never laughed so hard.

That was a fun night.

[filsdepac]

Kills/hour could be misconstrued very easily. E.g., what if you get tons of kills per hour, but even more deaths? How would that make you a great player?

That's why i said deaths needs to be integrated into it. This won't be an easy formula. That's probably why I'll never be able to develop it.

It would also need to take accolades/games played into the equation, discounting the for "Lockdown"

[Hot Lunch]

That's why i said deaths needs to be integrated into it. This won't be an easy formula. That's probably why I'll never be able to develop it.

I would be willing to bet that there is some major nerd out there that has already developed one for his clan.