The Call of Duty Thread

[Coach McGuirk]

and the world will never know who is better. But I would bet my retirement on us 360 guys.

[filsdepac]

I'm to t he point now where I'm breaking even most games. I prefer to play sabotage and capture the flag though. I ordered some headphones. Hopefully they'll be here soon so that filsdepac won't have to say that playing with me is like playing with a "deaf friend."

We were actually discussing your eventual use of the headset and I believe Fusnik theorized that you'd sound like one of these guys...

[falafel]

We were actually discussing your eventual use of the headset and I believe Fusnik theorized that you'd sound like one of these guys...

Definitely Delmar.

[Coach McGuirk]

We were actually discussing your eventual use of the headset and I believe Fusnik theorized that you'd sound like one of these guys...

Definitely Delmar.

I feel one of these coming,

[falafel]

I feel one of these coming,

Delmar's my favorite one!

[cougjunkie]

For the record, I have never stiffed CJ. Not once, even when I was about to throw up.

He should invite the people that care about him over more.

Saturday 8pm you in? Also I didnt get the last card because it sucked (first one I have missed in years).

[cougjunkie]

My problem is my attention span is shorter than a 2 year old. So when everyone is creeping around a corner I barrell through at 100 miles an hour take out 1 or two guys before getting blasted.

[Pheidippides]

My problem is my attention span is shorter than a 2 year old. So when everyone is creeping around a corner I barrell through at 100 miles an hour take out 1 or two guys before getting blasted.

You are a dream come true for my claymores.

[cougjunkie]

You are a dream come true for my claymores.

Yeah Claymores get me all the time. Yet when I set them guys run right through them.

[Pheidippides]

Yeah Claymores get me all the time. Yet when I set them guys run right through them.

You have your angles wrong, then. You have to account for the slight delay in triggering, making it so people can't see them. Sometimes I will place them in a corner facing towards the line of travel, almost but not quite parallel to it, so it hits people in the back.

Best example of this is on Skidrow - you know the long hallway in the middle? You know the entrance that is NOT near the staircase where people camp and tunnel that you should always avoid? Go in that entrance (it's at 90 degrees to the path of the hallway) and immediately back up to your left into the corner next to the doorway (i.e., your back is to the door, but you are in the hallway). Now place your claymore towards the long hallway (i.e., approximately 45 degrees off of parallel to the line of travel for somebody who is going in the door, but behind them).

This will place the claymore to the back left of somebody coming the in the door. People who come in that door (1) are almost always looking a bit to the right (since that's where the hallway is) and (2) slow down right at the edge of the hallway b/c of campers at the opposite end. A fantastic spot.

Once you've blown a couple of people that way, put a claymore right in the hallway, facing back towards the near end of the hallway, but out of sight of people who come in the door until they turn the corner.

Once you've done in a couple that way, hurry out of the hallway to just outside the door, and place another situated similarly to one in the paragraph above (i.e., invisible until they turn the corner, but just outside the door).

After that, go out the door, turn left, go down the staircase, put one in the nook next to the stairs but invisible from the alley, angled slightly (but only slightly) towards the base of the stairs.

Vary those four positions with scavenger (remember, only two at a time).

At this point, people will be sending you really nasty messages, but from indoors because you probably have an attack chopper by now.

[fusnik]

Another reason why we will win, ur star player NIK, didn't even know you could only plant 2 claymores at a time. You guys don't even know the rules of the game. It woyld be like playing pick up ball against dude that didn't know the lines around the court were limits and making those players play within the rules. Itd be a slaughter.

[FN Phat]

You have forgotten the best part of all: Phat's smack. He always has me in stitches.

It seems that I have to apologize for my actions more often than not.

[FN Phat]

Another reason why we will win, ur star player NIK, didn't even know you could only plant 2 claymores at a time. You guys don't even know the rules of the game. It woyld be like playing pick up ball against dude that didn't know the lines around the court were limits and making those players play within the rules. Itd be a slaughter.

It is true that we may never know the ins and outs of the game...but that is because our games don't last long enough to set up camp with a sentry gun and sing kumbaya while roasting our weiners. I am sure that we would work you foolz and have a great time doing it.

[Hot Lunch]

It seems that I have to apologize for my actions more often than not.

I will agree with Niku, your commentary is always top notch.

[falafel]

Another reason why we will win, ur star player NIK, didn't even know you could only plant 2 claymores at a time. You guys don't even know the rules of the game. It woyld be like playing pick up ball against dude that didn't know the lines around the court were limits and making those players play within the rules. Itd be a slaughter.

Except that our star player who doesn't know about the lines just hung 150 points on your boys. He's raw, but you can't deny natural talent!