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  • #16
    Originally posted by nikuman View Post
    Translated: My wife wants to cheat on me, but only emotionally so she doesn't get in trouble with the Authorities.
    I'd rather my wife wanted to bump uglies with someone than seemingly falling in love with a "passion" junkie. Lust and a moment's carelessness, I can understand. Loving someone else? That's like a stake in my heart.
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    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post

      PS: My analysis of Cloverfield is even better.
      You are a shameless tease.

      I liked Cloverfield.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        You are a shameless tease.

        I liked Cloverfield.
        Me too. Great movie. I watched on an IMAX screen and got some motion sickness from it though.
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        • #19
          I took this picture last night after leaving a showing of Toy Story 3 (which was excellent).



          Notice, if you will, the sign and the TRAFFIC CONES intended to herd in rabid Twilight fans.
          "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
            I took this picture last night after leaving a showing of Toy Story 3 (which was excellent).



            Notice, if you will, the sign and the TRAFFIC CONES intended to herd in rabid Twilight fans.
            I think my wife is going to see it at that theater tonight.

            She got roped into it by a neighbor and isn't looking forward to it.

            She loves the books and the movies, just not waiting forever and staying up all night. She was mad that there isn't assigned seating there and they have to do the herded cattle thing.

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            • #21
              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                His overpowering love for her prevents him from having carnal knowledge of her.
                Yeah...and I love that ribeye so much I'm just going to stare at it all night.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                  Yeah...and I love that ribeye so much I'm just going to stare at it all night.
                  I havent read the books but traditioanly vampires afe unabel to consummate becaseu they no longer carry the equipment. You know, they no longr have the plumbing. You see? No rod to go with their reel? Isn't this true for these books? Where's Pelagius when you need him?
                  PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by creekster View Post
                    I havent read the books but traditioanly vampires afe unabel to consummate becaseu they no longer carry the equipment. You know, they no longr have the plumbing. You see? No rod to go with their reel? Isn't this true for these books? Where's Pelagius when you need him?
                    Wow, no wonder they like to kill people. I'd be angry too.
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                    October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                      The news just told me there is some new vampire movie coming out. They showed interviews of slobbering, married, overweight, probably LDS women that hadn't been this excited about a man without a shirt on since..well..forever.

                      The giddiness...the anticipation... It's like some group psychosis.

                      It was creepy seeing this middle aged, fat, probably LDS mothers talking as if they were groupies of an 80's rock band back in the day.

                      Of course, if the roles were reversed and these were fat, married, middle aged LDS men that were being interviewed and were slobbering and gawking over some movie with a scantily clad teenage girl, then they'd all be labelled pigs and called creepy.

                      Well, these women are creepy. And they are pigs.

                      I thank the stars that my wife couldn't force herself to finish those books. She started one and said it was ridiculous and put it down. She's no prude, but she knows a crappy book when she sees one.

                      Thank you for indulging this post-local 10 o'clock news rant.
                      I don't why all you guys get your underarmour in a bunch over women going gaga over this vampire movie. How is it any different from all the "fat, middle-aged, married men" and their half-naked avatars on this board?

                      Also, I checked imdb and the actor that plays the Edward is 24 in real life so it's not like these women are drooling over Rico Rodriguez: (who is actually quite a hunk.)
                      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                        Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia
                        That is awesome, I hope you do not mind if I steal it.
                        *Banned*

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                          That is awesome, I hope you do not mind if I steal it.
                          Sure... I stole it.
                          "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                          "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                            I don't why all you guys get your underarmour in a bunch over women going gaga over this vampire movie. How is it any different from all the "fat, middle-aged, married men" and their half-naked avatars on this board?

                            Also, I checked imdb and the actor that plays the Edward is 24 in real life so it's not like these women are drooling over Rico Rodriguez: (who is actually quite a hunk.)
                            In this case, I suspect the furor has to do with the fact that some of the women are or could be our respective wives. Given KL's excellent contributions to this thread, I don't think I'm the only guy here who is going to insist those books be banned from the household unless accompanied by a subscription to Playboy, Asian Ass Magazine*, or some other pornography of my choosing.



                            *I totally made that up - I have no idea if such a thing exists. Promise.
                            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              I don't why all you guys get your underarmour in a bunch over women going gaga over this vampire movie. How is it any different from all the "fat, middle-aged, married men" and their half-naked avatars on this board?

                              Also, I checked imdb and the actor that plays the Edward is 24 in real life so it's not like these women are drooling over Rico Rodriguez: ] (who is actually quite a hunk.)
                              Yes but this guy just barely turned 18

                              "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                              "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                                Yes but this guy just barely turned 18

                                Let's apply the half your age plus seven rule here. For Edward, that means you better be 34 or less. For Jacob, that's 22. So who the hell are these pervy 40-somethings lining up to see the show?
                                Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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